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Its also a very busy time in A&E where famalies beat the s*** out of each other, More wives get beaten at Christmas than the rest of the year put together

That and during the world cup when apparently domestic violence peaks. Due largely to the amount of alcohol consumed . A very sad thought

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

I would offer you a bag of icelands frozen peas when you start punching yourself in the face but that will probably make you feel worse

When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC

I long ago realised that,if you want a good Xmas present, you have to buy it for yourself.

To me,from me. Sorted.

Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

I haven't even read this thread to see if anything will compete with the following three Christmas presents I am about to post. They are all serious presents too.

First one, a piggybank. The remote is in there to give it something to compare it to for it's size.

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s*** comedy dvds(or vhs tapes depending how far back)
from somebody that's watched it first then punted it onto you.
usually that c unt 'roy chubby brown'

or a danny baker 'football' vhs.
got danny bakers 'right hammerings' once Christmas on vhs.
thought it was going to be a best of p*** compilation.

instead palace were on it being bummed 9-0 at anfield.
c unt danny baker.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

sell them & change that kitchen worktop mate.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.