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 topcat  Holmesdale / Surbiton 15 Sep 17 3.32pm |
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Originally posted by simlaboy
Just quoting what he said on my TV after a previous attack on this wonderful diverse city , wouldn't actually read anything the t*** has to say , but unfortunately he does pop up on tv now and again spouting s*** What he said was "Part and parcel of living in a great global city is you’ve got to be prepared for these things, you’ve got to be vigilant, you’ve got to support the police doing an incredibly hard job. We must never accept terrorists being successful, we must never accept that terrorists can destroy our life or destroy the way we lead our lives.” And it wasn't after a previous attack if was months before one.
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. |
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| elgrande bedford 15 Sep 17 3.43pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
But castrate it first so that when they meet their 72 virgins in the next life they will be powerless to do anything Ha,I like your thinking.dtand for office I'll vote for you.
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| Part Time James 15 Sep 17 3.48pm |
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I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing anyway. Surely most virgins are school kids? And if you're dead they'd have to be dead too? So these beardy blokes in their thirties blowing themselves up so they can sh*g 72 dead school girls seems a bit sinister. I'd rather not blow myself up and perhaps try to con an alive MILF with low self esteem into the sack.
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| elgrande bedford 15 Sep 17 3.50pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing anyway. Surely most virgins are school kids? And if you're dead they'd have to be dead too? So these beardy blokes in their thirties blowing themselves up so they can sh*g 72 dead school girls seems a bit sinister. I'd rather not blow myself up and perhaps try to con an alive MILF with low self esteem into the sack. Quite right who wants a virgin,too old to teach now just wanna have fun....( Cyndi lauper)
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| Part Time James 15 Sep 17 3.52pm |
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Originally posted by elgrande
Quite right who wants a virgin,too old to teach now just wanna have fun....( Cyndi lauper) Exactly, if you want the virgin experience without having to hear a conversation with "like" and "literally" every other word, find a grown up lady and turn her over.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 15 Sep 17 4.00pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
But castrate it first so that when they meet their 72 virgins in the next life they will be powerless to do anything Erm there are no 72 virgins.
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| Midlands Eagle 15 Sep 17 4.04pm |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
Erm there are no 72 virgins. Of course there are but they are the pig ugly ones that no-one wants to touch with the proverbial bargepole
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Sep 17 4.09pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Of course there are but they are the pig ugly ones that no-one wants to touch with the proverbial bargepole ME They might not be too pleasing on the eye facially but maybe some have delectable breasts and you might wish to touch them. Look at the "Bigger picture"
Edited by Willo (15 Sep 2017 4.10pm)
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 Tez Epsom 15 Sep 17 4.10pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing anyway. Surely most virgins are school kids? And if you're dead they'd have to be dead too? So these beardy blokes in their thirties blowing themselves up so they can sh*g 72 dead school girls seems a bit sinister. I'd rather not blow myself up and perhaps try to con an alive MILF with low self esteem into the sack. Didn't bother their prophet too much.
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| Part Time James 15 Sep 17 4.15pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
ME They might not be too pleasing on the eye facially but maybe some have delectable breasts and you might wish to touch them. Look at the "Bigger picture"
Edited by Willo (15 Sep 2017 4.10pm) You red blooded scoundrel! Couldn't have put it better myself. I hope "Bigger picture" is in quote marks because you're imagining some big hips or buttocks. Rather!
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| Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Sep 17 4.21pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
You red blooded scoundrel! Couldn't have put it better myself. I hope "Bigger picture" is in quote marks because you're imagining some big hips or buttocks. Rather! No just substantial bosoms causing more stress on bras than on the wings of a Jumbo jet. Edited by Willo (15 Sep 2017 4.21pm)
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 15 Sep 17 4.22pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
No just substantial bosoms causing more stress on bras than on the wings of a Jumbo jet. Edited by Willo (15 Sep 2017 4.21pm) Have you been on the port at lunchtime again?
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