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Part Time James 26 May 24 12.42pm
Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries? Paper cut? Rubbing your eye after cutting chillies? Bit of skin in the trouser zip? Stubbed toe? Thumb under hammer? Any other suggestions?

Part Time James

26 May 24 12.42pm

Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries?

Paper cut?
Rubbing your eye after cutting chillies?
Bit of skin in the trouser zip?
Stubbed toe?
Thumb under hammer?

Any other suggestions?

dreamwaverider London 26 May 24 12.43pm
Originally posted by Part Time James Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries? Paper cut? Rubbing your eye after cutting chillies? Bit of skin in the trouser zip? Stubbed toe? Thumb under hammer? Any other suggestions? Hypercondria springs to mind.

dreamwaverider

London 26 May 24 12.43pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Can't remember if we've done this before (if so, Mods, please accept my apologies) but what are the worst minor injuries?

Paper cut?
Rubbing your eye after cutting chillies?
Bit of skin in the trouser zip?
Stubbed toe?
Thumb under hammer?

Any other suggestions?

Hypercondria springs to mind.

Part Time James 26 May 24 12.50pm
Originally posted by dreamwaverider Hypercondria springs to mind. True but that's curable with a full course of placebos, where as your ball sack caught in a zip is going to smart well after the fire brigade go home.

Part Time James

26 May 24 12.50pm

Originally posted by dreamwaverider

Hypercondria springs to mind.

True but that's curable with a full course of placebos, where as your ball sack caught in a zip is going to smart well after the fire brigade go home.

Teddy Eagle 26 May 24 1.02pm
Zip mishaps are deeply unpleasant. Has anyone had a barber use a styptic pencil on them? That is a shocker.

Teddy Eagle

26 May 24 1.02pm

Zip mishaps are deeply unpleasant.
Has anyone had a barber use a styptic pencil on them? That is a shocker.

beak croydon 26 May 24 4.25pm
Cutting onions and fingering your back office.

beak

croydon 26 May 24 4.25pm

Cutting onions and fingering your back office.

monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 May 24 4.52pm
Eating a massive packet of salt and vinegar crisps and then going to the toilet, not rinsing your hands first and then somehow getting some of the said flavouring on the eye of your old chap. It certainly makes your eyes water………So I’ve been told

monkey

Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 May 24 4.52pm

Eating a massive packet of salt and vinegar crisps and then going to the toilet, not rinsing your hands first and then somehow getting some of the said flavouring on the eye of your old chap. It certainly makes your eyes water………So I’ve been told

eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 May 24 4.58pm
Originally posted by monkey Eating a massive packet of salt and vinegar crisps and then going to the toilet, not rinsing your hands first and then somehow getting some of the said flavouring on the eye of your old chap. It certainly makes your eyes water………So I’ve been told You've been to the same clubs I used to go to . . . This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

eagleman13

On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 May 24 4.58pm

Originally posted by monkey

You've been to the same clubs I used to go to . . .

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 May 24 5.06pm
Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways. Red and Blue Army!

ASCPFC

Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 May 24 5.06pm

Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways.

Red and Blue Army!

monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 May 24 5.15pm
Originally posted by ASCPFC Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways. That’s how you become a superhero, you are now ELECTRO!!

monkey

Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 May 24 5.15pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

That’s how you become a superhero, you are now ELECTRO!!

monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 May 24 5.17pm
Originally posted by eagleman13 You've been to the same clubs I used to go to . . . Indeed mate, all in Croydon, but there used to be cheese involved not salt and vinegar

monkey

Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 26 May 24 5.17pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

You've been to the same clubs I used to go to . . .

Indeed mate, all in Croydon, but there used to be cheese involved not salt and vinegar

eagleman13 On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 May 24 5.49pm
Originally posted by monkey Indeed mate, all in Croydon, but there used to be cheese involved not salt and vinegar Oh dear, wrong sort of clubs. I had high hopes there . . . This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

eagleman13

On The Road To Hell & Alicante 26 May 24 5.49pm

Originally posted by monkey

Indeed mate, all in Croydon, but there used to be cheese involved not salt and vinegar

Oh dear, wrong sort of clubs. I had high hopes there . . .

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

Part Time James 26 May 24 6.07pm
Originally posted by ASCPFC Electrocuted myself the other day. It kind of took me a real slow motion second until I realised what it was. I managed to touch the live and neutral wires of a light fitting and had the current going through me. Felt like it almost made me better in some ways. Did the near death experience resolve you to making more charitable donations and picking up other people's dog poo?

Part Time James

26 May 24 6.07pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Did the near death experience resolve you to making more charitable donations and picking up other people's dog poo?

Part Time James 26 May 24 6.09pm
There's a common theme now with people getting salt, chillies and onions in their nether regions. Perhaps an idea for the next Walkers advertising campaign?

Part Time James

26 May 24 6.09pm

There's a common theme now with people getting salt, chillies and onions in their nether regions. Perhaps an idea for the next Walkers advertising campaign?

ASCPFC Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 May 24 6.10pm
Originally posted by Part Time James Did the near death experience resolve you to making more charitable donations and picking up other people's dog poo? No, made my arm and hand numb so no need to sit on it anymore. Red and Blue Army!

ASCPFC

Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 26 May 24 6.10pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

Did the near death experience resolve you to making more charitable donations and picking up other people's dog poo?

No, made my arm and hand numb so no need to sit on it anymore.

Red and Blue Army!

YT Oxford 26 May 24 7.25pm
Originally posted by Part Time James There's a common theme now with people getting salt, chillies and onions in their nether regions. Perhaps an idea for the next Walkers advertising campaign?[/quote] Nah, they've already got a big cvnt in their ads. Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

Pierre Purley 27 May 24 1.23pm
Got to be the car door when your a child. I remember being excited about going on holiday. Helping to get the car packed up to go, must have left my hand on the door pillar for a moment just as my brother shoves the door shut! Fckig ouch!!!!! I was in absolute agony as the door slams on my fingers not even hours of iced water helped much, they were badly bruised for over a week and stopped me playing racket games on holiday.

Pierre

Purley 27 May 24 1.23pm

Got to be the car door when your a child. I remember being excited about going on holiday.
Helping to get the car packed up to go, must have left my hand on the door pillar for a moment just as my brother shoves the door shut! F*cki*g ouch!!!!!
I was in absolute agony as the door slams on my fingers not even hours of iced water helped much, they were badly bruised for over a week and stopped me playing racket games on holiday.

Pete53 Hassocks 27 May 24 3.25pm
Plantar Fasciitis. Translates into painful heel - in fact can be extremely painful heel when any pressure is put on it e.g. walking! No cure but does, with time, eventually go.

Pete53

Hassocks 27 May 24 3.25pm

Plantar Fasciitis. Translates into painful heel - in fact can be extremely painful heel when any pressure is put on it e.g. walking! No cure but does, with time, eventually go.

Teddy Eagle 27 May 24 3.40pm
Originally posted by Pete53 Plantar Fasciitis. Translates into painful heel - in fact can be extremely painful heel when any pressure is put on it e.g. walking! No cure but does, with time, eventually go. It's very painful when you have it. Compression socks sort it out very quickly - it does tend to come back though.

Teddy Eagle

27 May 24 3.40pm

Originally posted by Pete53

Plantar Fasciitis. Translates into painful heel - in fact can be extremely painful heel when any pressure is put on it e.g. walking! No cure but does, with time, eventually go.

It's very painful when you have it. Compression socks sort it out very quickly - it does tend to come back though.

Pete53 Hassocks 27 May 24 4.28pm
Originally posted by Teddy Eagle It's very painful when you have it. Compression socks sort it out very quickly - it does tend to come back though. Thanks. Ive done some exercises and it has generally improved considerably.

Pete53

Hassocks 27 May 24 4.28pm

Originally posted by Teddy Eagle

It's very painful when you have it. Compression socks sort it out very quickly - it does tend to come back though.

Thanks. Ive done some exercises and it has generally improved considerably.

Teddy Eagle 27 May 24 4.40pm
Originally posted by Pete53 Thanks. Ive done some exercises and it has generally improved considerably. Good luck with it. I know how painful it is but these sleeve things really help if it comes back.

Teddy Eagle

27 May 24 4.40pm

Originally posted by Pete53

Thanks. Ive done some exercises and it has generally improved considerably.

Good luck with it. I know how painful it is but these sleeve things really help if it comes back.

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