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RIP Mrs Horsham


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Kaliber Flag Milano 23 Jan 06 3.58pm

I hope he had a chance to wave goodbye.

It's a shame things between them couldnt go swimmingly.

 


Enough of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!
~Formerly Booze Eagle~

cupid stunt Flag 23 Jan 06 3.59pm

next time a whale decides tostray away from atlantis, they will need to speak to the seal of approval

 


If there`s a camel up a hill then its asbestos flaygon you to you to

big fat london boy Flag gillingham..(pykey land) 23 Jan 06 3.59pm

well hope luke does'nt hit the bottle(nose)again.

 


There's never a country in the world with the scent of an ENGLISH rose.....

Saucy-Minx Flag has missed you guys! 23 Jan 06 4.03pm

I heard they tried to contact him as soon as it happened, but apparantly he was on another line...

 


Most football teams are temperamental.

That's 90% temper and 10% mental.


A_JsShorts 23 Jan 06 4.05pm

He'd fallen for her hook, line and sinker

 

REDNBLUEARMY69 23 Jan 06 4.08pm

just spoken to luke and he's Harpooning for her very badly

 

Kaliber Flag Milano 23 Jan 06 4.09pm

Did he ever get a chance to whip his moby dick out for her?

 


Enough of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!
~Formerly Booze Eagle~

Saucy-Minx Flag has missed you guys! 23 Jan 06 4.11pm

yeah, heard he's not angling it too well!

 


Most football teams are temperamental.

That's 90% temper and 10% mental.


reborn 23 Jan 06 4.19pm

lmfao

 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

mezzer Flag Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 23 Jan 06 4.24pm

She was always a little shallow. He was looking for something deeper. Still, life's a beach like that.

 


Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

reborn 23 Jan 06 4.25pm

brilliance sheeer brilliance

 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

reborn 23 Jan 06 4.26pm

apparently she got a little miffed when he said he was dying for a "Scooby" and she thought he said "moby"...jealousy eh?

 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

Saucy-Minx Flag has missed you guys! 23 Jan 06 4.34pm

Every once in a whale he would tell her how much she was his heart and sole, she was the gill of his dreams and tell her she was his sweetcarp, until that tragic day, after they'd finished watching Marlin Rouge, they were swimming along, listening to Shrimp biscuit when suddenly she drifted away!!

This is what I heard anyway, halibut you??

 


Most football teams are temperamental.

That's 90% temper and 10% mental.


saxoneagle Flag Bromley 23 Jan 06 4.36pm

Quote Saucy-Minx at 23 Jan 2006 4:34pm

Every once in a whale he would tell her how much she was his heart and sole, she was the gill of his dreams and tell her she was his sweetcarp, until that tragic day, after they'd finished watching Marlin Rouge, they were swimming along, listening to Shrimp biscuit when suddenly she drifted away!!

This is what I heard anyway, halibut you??


PMSL Good one, Minxy - another "busy" day at the office then?

 

Kaliber Flag Milano 23 Jan 06 4.36pm

Quote Saucy-Minx at 23 Jan 2006 4:34pm

Every once in a whale he would tell her how much she was his heart and sole, she was the gill of his dreams and tell her she was his sweetcarp, until that tragic day, after they'd finished watching Marlin Rouge, they were swimming along, listening to Shrimp biscuit when suddenly she drifted away!!

This is what I heard anyway, halibut you??


Fintastic!

I dont undersand how you make them so good.

I hope he doesnt become a shell of his former self after this ordeal, the little urchin.

 


Enough of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!
~Formerly Booze Eagle~

reborn 23 Jan 06 4.38pm

comic genius on the HOL

 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

Saucy-Minx Flag has missed you guys! 23 Jan 06 4.40pm

I've heard Horsham's picked a Cod Stewart song for the funeral

 


Most football teams are temperamental.

That's 90% temper and 10% mental.


reborn 23 Jan 06 4.42pm

well I never minx, a nympho and comedian, do you make your men laugh when shagging them?

BTW as Lukes friend I should be more supportive....a Rock you might say.

 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

Kaliber Flag Milano 23 Jan 06 4.43pm

Quote Saucy-Minx at 23 Jan 2006 4:40pm

I've heard Horsham's picked a Cod Stewart song for the funeral


That's shore to go down well.

 


Enough of these mothafuckin' snakes on this mothafuckin' plane!
~Formerly Booze Eagle~

Saucy-Minx Flag has missed you guys! 23 Jan 06 4.45pm

Quote reborn at 23 Jan 2006 4:42pm

well I never minx, a nympho and comedian, do you make your men laugh when shagging them?

BTW as Lukes friend I should be more supportive....a Rock you might say.


All I do is piranha happy face babe!

 


Most football teams are temperamental.

That's 90% temper and 10% mental.


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