We had Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello, Morecombe and Wise even Little and Large, now we have a new comedy duo, Alan and AL, appearing on a fans forum near you soon

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn

The mod's can see the IP addresses

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

"Apart from saving us from extinction, ten years in the Premier League, a new state of the art training ground, some of our greatest ever players, an FA Cup final and a new stand to come, what has Parish ever done for us?"

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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

I'm afraid that you are wrong on that one as if you read the forum's rules number 24 clearly states "do not ridicule imbeciles"

Hilarious, brightened this gloomy day! And according to Andros

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