Ohh Liza Minnelli

Liver function failure.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

Safe Money

Kirk Douglas
Peter Sallis
Tommy Chong

Longshots

Serena Williams (depression)
Corey Feldman (knows too much)
Miley Cyrus (wind will change and she'll stay like that)

Fingers X'ed

Richard Hammond
Phil 'The Power' Taylor
Nick Owen

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

Way way waaaaaaay to experienced for that - she's had almost as much training at gurgling nut butter as Dannyh!! If she kops it, it'll be doing something out of the ordinary like filling in a tax return or frying a waffle or not w@nking off 100 blokes a day or something.

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

Spunk withdrawal symptoms maybe.

I doubt it. I heard she's filled up a couple of water tankers with jizz, which should see her through to the summer at least. Not usually fatal, but I think I'm gonna bung a couple of quid on RSI.

I'm gonna add Hamble to my list. She looked like a pensioner when she was a baby (like Sid James) so she can't have long to go.

Edited by Superfly (06 Jan 2016 4.48pm)

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
[Link]

Why don't you self nominate you knackered old queen.

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"