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Originally posted by Part Time James
I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing anyway. Surely most virgins are school kids? And if you're dead they'd have to be dead too? So these beardy blokes in their thirties blowing themselves up so they can sh*g 72 dead school girls seems a bit sinister. I'd rather not blow myself up and perhaps try to con an alive MILF with low self esteem into the sack. This is why religion fails with reasonable men. Firstly, 72 of anyone, for a week, is a lot of f**king upkeep and nagging. Secondly, people who are very focused on their virtue, are f**king high maintenance. Secondly, who wants 72 virgins, eternity is going to be a lot of coaxing. Most people loose their virginity around say 15-16. Can you imagine, spending forever with young teens, on mass - its a f**king nightmare scenario of bitchiness, elitism and talking about some s**t pop star / celebrity you've never heard of, whilst being ignored for texts about who is 'such a whore', all communicated in a slang that sounds like a busted kettle spitting its lid.
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Originally posted by Willo
No just substantial bosoms causing more stress on bras than on the wings of a Jumbo jet. Edited by Willo (15 Sep 2017 4.21pm) Now you're talking my language. I hope no one thinks we are being disrespectful to the original story, I've just digressed.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing anyway. Surely most virgins are school kids? And if you're dead they'd have to be dead too? So these beardy blokes in their thirties blowing themselves up so they can sh*g 72 dead school girls seems a bit sinister. I'd rather not blow myself up and perhaps try to con an alive MILF with low self esteem into the sack. Could probably work as an anime.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Now you're talking my language. I hope no one thinks we are being disrespectful to the original story, I've just digressed. Yes distracted by parts of the female anatomy ! I think the debate should return to the subject matter.
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Originally posted by Willo
Yes distracted by parts of the female anatomy ! I think the debate should return to the subject matter. Actually, for once there seems to be a bit of agreement!
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing anyway. Surely most virgins are school kids? And if you're dead they'd have to be dead too? So these beardy blokes in their thirties blowing themselves up so they can sh*g 72 dead school girls seems a bit sinister. I'd rather not blow myself up and perhaps try to con an alive MILF with low self esteem into the sack. Excuse me I got through my school days with my virginity in tact and I went to school in da 'eef.
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Originally posted by elgrande
Quite right who wants a virgin,too old to teach now just wanna have fun....( Cyndi lauper) Robert Hazard actually. She covered it.
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Originally posted by Stuk
Robert Hazard actually. She covered it. Whoops apologies.
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Excuse me I got through my school days with my virginity in tact and I went to school in da 'eef. Really,there must be a statue of you up somewhere....thats a miracle..blessed be.
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No one from Fort Neef escaped unscathed,
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Excuse me I got through my school days with my virginity in tact and I went to school in da 'eef. And what about the senior school?
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Originally posted by Kermit8
And what about the senior school?
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