Well.. I mean I admire your optimism. Let's hope we outperform the low expectations.

Straightforward 2-0 win Man U. Probably hard fought 0-0 at half time. They score in the first 5 mins of second half and then in the last 5-10 mins whilst we are chasing an equaliser.

That’s a tremendous plan Rudi. I’m off to Twickers to have a few beers and watch the rugby, probably followed by a curry. Perfect day out.

What we do know is that we cannot score.

We also know that United are quite good going forward - and can score.

Consequently, 2 - 0, 3 - 0, 4 - 0 or 5 -0 are possible outcomes.

i doff my hat to the guys who said 2-1, I always believe sad about the rest of you!!!!COYP

I'm happily embarrassed as predicted a 3 0 loss , great result

Brilliant Palace, poked it down the bookies, and know it all’s throats once again.
Hard work, but the tactics come good again, not bad for an old fella, doing that end of things.

Apart from the goalscorer I got the result bang on.

And I bet there were some huge bets on United

What a perfect day, Palace win, England cricket are trying their hardest, we smashed Ireland at rugby and I’m currently on my 15th pint having a curry in Twickenham with my mates. Perfect day all round.

If we are last on MOTD I willl personally go and shaft Shearer.