Ye last week. 1m + a packet of crisps. Wearing the number 69 shirt next season.

We desperately need a creative ball-holding midfielder.

So, if this guy is the new Messiah then pay-up and be glad.

But, if he is just a naughty little boy then search elsewhere (and it will be a long search - such players are like gold dust)

Has anyone noticed that England nowadays are playing like Palace - all quick-passing and no midfield control?

Christian Eriksen says he wants European football - what a shame we can't offer him that. For us, he would be the signing of the century !

Man and boy Palace since my first game in 1948 sitting on my dad's shoulders

That’ll be a no then in that case.

According to the Athletic newspaper, we are close to agreeing a fee

How would he know! He stated that the deal was completed weeks ago, even stating that the fee with the club was agreed. Clearly nowhere near the truth.

As we know, there is a lot about

“That’s a joke son, I say, that’s a joke.” “Nice boy, but he’s sharp as a throw pillow.” “He’s so dumb he thinks a Mexican border pays rent” “ “Son… I say, son, some people are so narrow minded they can look through a keyhole with both eyes.”__ Forhorn Leghorn