The 6 Million Zimbabwean Dollar Man

Astronaut Steve Austin crashes then is given 6mZ$ worth of bionic 'repairs'.

Needless to say, Oscar Goldman is not impressed by the results.

Edited by nickgusset (04 Aug 2008 12:30pm)

SOME ANDY TALKING

In a 'Blind Date' style set up each week an unwitting member of the public has to quiz three different 'Andy's from behind a screen, before choosing their favourite and then ruthlessly buggering them in a quite disconcerting manner in front of a live studio audience. Which one will be picked? Linighan? Peters? Fordham? Roberts?

Last Queer Standing

Building on the BBC's highly original and not at all barrel scraping 'Last Choir Standing', this show invites celeberity homosexuals to literally sing for their lives as the loser, voted by the studio audience, is killed by religious extremist live on air.

Edited by The Sash (08 Aug 2008 12:00pm)

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The Go BeTweenies

Aussie indy band resort to kids t.v. to make ends meet.

BBC NEWS 2.4

BBC Newsreaders now have only 2.4 minutes to read the news. All of it including the sports and weather. And then start again, ad infinitum.

If it's a success the show will be touring a la Reduced Shakespeare with a nude revue at Christmas starring John Simpson bending his p**** into the shape of countries in the headlines that day.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Sky Sports Nudes

Georgie Thompson tells you stuff like Worcestershire made 111 for 3, David Gold is backing his manager with dildo cash, the world squash championships in Azerbaijan are...zzzzz

Are you listening though ? - Are you f*ck - Your staring at Georgies amazing set of top bollocks knocking one out before Jeff Stelling comes on on.

Edited by The Sash (13 Aug 2008 1:37pm)

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014