I'm Waiting For My Man About The House
Charming documentary about a junkie who stays indoors and gets on with some domestic chores before his dealer turns up

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

The Isle Of Man About The House
Richard O'Sullivan and Sally Thomsett relive the extraordinary day filming of their classic 1970s sitcom had to be abandoned due to the archipelago which inexplicably turned up in their kitchen and front room. And Paula Wilcox breaks her silence on the 450 people who tragically died in their kitchen during an unusually-compressed TT race.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Barry George and Mildred

Follow the antics of up-and-coming alternative comedian Barry as we follow him up and down the country
innocently harassing young ladies before, inevitably, being in the vicinity of a heinous crime.

Big chest and massive boobs

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Hoochie Coochie Man about the House

Same as the above - but with Muddy Waters.

(OK it's a crap idea, but still better than anything on Channel 5)

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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Harriet Harman about the house
Harriet renames herself Harriet Harperson, creates a womens refuge, breaks the glass ceiling, bans b****** men from top jobs, creates all women short lists and becomes minister for political correctness

Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial

Man Fat About The House
Sally Thomsett and Paula Wilcox are horrified to discover hundreds of gallons of warm jizz sloshing around the flat before the pressure gets too much and the ceiling caves in

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''