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Didi Hamann About The House Dietmar walks around mumbling to himself about Robinho,Al-Fahim,pay rises and the price of Leberwurst at Spar.
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That's Life on Mars A welcome return for Esther and co, who due to money problems at Morg T.V (a rebrand is due), have to eat a bar of our sponsors glucose and s*** ridden chocolate, every minute. Edited by nickgusset (04 Sep 2008 8:00pm)
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Mock The Weak A collection of the physically challenged are lined up in front of a panel of 'roided up beefcakes and mocked for a whole half hour. The weak have the last laugh however as all the muscle bound c*nts all die from a massive steroid induced heart attack. Hosted by Terry Wogan.
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Asterisk-The Gall Grammar pedants and pro-swearing groups debate the controversial asterisk that blots out fine words on the internet.
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Morg's Old Grey Whistle Testes Tonight, Morg's amazing, performing gonads give a sensitive, if somewhat squeaking, rendition of Flight of the Valkyries.
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How to look good naked Gok Wan explains to larger ladies that they can hide their shameful fat bodies simply by ensuring total darkness and/or drunkenness at all times in the bedroom.
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Quote nickgusset at 04 Sep 2008 8:00pm
That's Life on Mars A welcome return for Esther and co, who due to money problems at Morg T.V (a rebrand is due), have to eat a bar of our sponsors glucose and s*** ridden chocolate, every minute. Edited by nickgusset (04 Sep 2008 8:00pm)
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For the Channel Rebrand party we get Brucie, Tarby, Cliff and Dave Lee Travis and a s***load of Crystal Meth. Should be a corker. Then we call the channel 'Steve'. That seems to be the meeja flava at the zeitgeist innit.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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How Clean Is Your Crack House
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Howe Cleans Your House Geoffrey brings his hoover round...
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Homocide: Life on the Street The denizens of Weatherfield start murdering whichever member of HOL is currently branded a gayer
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Neighbores
BBC4 Part 1: Princess Anne & Catherine The Great - The Things They Have in Common.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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