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 DaveTheGnome  23 Jan 06 5.11pm |
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She was a kind lovely whale, fear for her not, she'll be lifted to the ocean in the sky for a long peaceful kipper.
Cheers
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 A_JsShorts 23 Jan 06 5.12pm |
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Quote HorshamEagle at 23 Jan 2006 5:08pm
Reborn, you're an absolute arSOLE, when i see you i'll put you in your plaice.
In my hour of need, all i wanted was some support but i get a load of carp from you lot.
Luke if you need anyone to conSOLE you, gimme a call, you got my MOBY number 
Edited by A_JsShorts (23 Jan 2006 5:12pm)
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| madcap #winning 23 Jan 06 5.17pm |
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Quote HorshamEagle at 23 Jan 2006 5:08pm
Reborn, you're an absolute arSOLE, when i see you i'll put you in your plaice.
In my hour of need, all i wanted was some support but i get a load of carp from you lot.
LMFAO!!!! it's safe to say... Reborn OWNED Horsham.
All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such
Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x
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| reborn 23 Jan 06 5.17pm |
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Dont send me to a watery grave will you...
Quote HorshamEagle at 23 Jan 2006 5:08pm
Reborn, you're an absolute arSOLE, when i see you i'll put you in your plaice.
In my hour of need, all i wanted was some support but i get a load of carp from you lot.
My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs
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| DE SOUZA 14 Purley 23 Jan 06 5.19pm |
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Quote Saucy-Minx at 23 Jan 2006 5:10pm
babe, things happen for a reason - it was her Porpoise in life to make you happy - and she did!
"... and it seems to me, she lived her life, like a blowfish in the wind...."
Genius...
pmslol!!!
Whats All That About?
 Tinkerbell85
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| HorshamEagle under the union jack 23 Jan 06 5.24pm |
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Will you all stop larFIN about it.
Do you know where hell is?
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| Saucy-Minx has missed you guys! 23 Jan 06 5.25pm |
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Quote HorshamEagle at 23 Jan 2006 5:24pm
Will you all stop larFIN about it.
don't be so crabby!
Most football teams are temperamental.
That's 90% temper and 10% mental.
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| mikeyeagle Worthing 23 Jan 06 5.31pm |
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They were hoping to go out and get battered before she got lost...
 Are you the shepherd, or are you the sheep?
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| HorshamEagle under the union jack 23 Jan 06 5.32pm |
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I'd just brought her a new CD - the lighthouse family.
Do you know where hell is?
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HornyDevil  23 Jan 06 5.39pm |
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have you lined up your next catch yet ? you should trawler through the personal ads and maybe net a sperm whale
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Kermit8  Hevon 23 Jan 06 5.48pm |
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Our loss is heaven's gain. She's with Cod now.
Big chest and massive boobs
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 23 Jan 06 5.49pm |
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She began to flounder when she complained of having a splitting haddock. She collapsed and he had to oyster up, only to get that sinking feeling as it started to rain. "This mackrell keep you dry" he said as they went back to his plaice. Once inside he gave her a book to read. It was her favourite by Salmon Rushdie.
Who writes this pollocks?
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.
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| HornyDevil 23 Jan 06 5.59pm |
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Horsham sits waiting all day
For fish to arrive
He wonders whether they have died
For hours and hours he waits for the fish to take his bait
A ripple in the lake
Sends his rod a warning
The worm has been spiced up for the fish
Its fragrance was aroused in the lake
The fish tasted the hot spices in the cool lake
“Steady old girl” says Horsham with a smile
“ Soon you will be mine”
Ripples overlap
The rod numbs with pain
The fish battles with the rod
Horsham tugs harder
He will not let go
Its weight surpasses that of a stone
The fish hooks herself loose
The ripple disappears
Horsham sits waiting at the end of the lake
Waiting for another to taste his spicy bait
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robg  Central Coast, NSW 23 Jan 06 6.34pm |
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Horsham, my deepest sympathy on your tragic, tragic loss...
Don't tell lies, there's nothin' to remember...
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| Farawayeagle Sydney 23 Jan 06 8.24pm |
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This thread has now been reported to the mods as the most blatantly "fishist" thread ever to appear on HOL.
Founder Of The Crystal Palace Roller Coaster
Association
An Affiliate Of The Never A Dull Moment Club
R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon
GKAS Member 54
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| big fat london boy gillingham..(pykey land) 23 Jan 06 8.50pm |
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put that on a (scale) of 1 to 10 faraway...
There's never a country in the world with the scent of an ENGLISH rose.....
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| cpfcmikee Kent 23 Jan 06 8.56pm |
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What a post  i FINk its the best ive ever read on the hol
Owned!
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| Farawayeagle Sydney 23 Jan 06 8.59pm |
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Quote big fat london boy at 23 Jan 2006 8:50pm
put that on a (scale) of 1 to 10 faraway...
We are now considering finning reborn from the site.
But he will get one FINal warning before he get's canned.
Founder Of The Crystal Palace Roller Coaster
Association
An Affiliate Of The Never A Dull Moment Club
R.I.P. DJ Hardline -- Gone Way Too Soon
GKAS Member 54
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| Diablo Sutton 23 Jan 06 8.59pm |
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It's a shame because until the sad passing fins had been looking up for them both.
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SloveniaDave  Tirana, Albania 23 Jan 06 9.17pm |
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Apologies if im stealing old material but Im not going to wade through 11 pages of other peoples fishy jokes, so...
Im going to mussel in at this point, just to say this HAS to transfer to Gold Talk.
The poor cow was a misdirected, 5 ton adolescent by all accounts, but if she made Horsham happy, who are we to judge. We shouldnt begudgeon him his moment of happiness or carp on about the morals of the story.
Many a whale has fallen for a golden mullet and a little winkle.
The moral of this story is simple -
its all pollocks!
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand!
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
(Member of the School of Optimism 1969-2016 inclusive)
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