This week on Writhing Couplets

Cancerous media whore Jade Goody tries to coax Ex-Bay City Roller Woody to live up to his name.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

Writhing Couplets
Sir Bobby Robson reveals that his little jig of delight down the touchline after David Platt's winner against Belgium in Italia 90 wasn't entirely football-related - he'd performed a sex act on Anita Dobson six months beforehand and had finally got all of her pubes out of his mouth

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Monty Panesars Flying Circus

Englands favourite Indian cricketer performs a series of often surreal and deeply unfunny sketches which people only laugh to because they want to appear clever and bohemian.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Morgs Xmas night line up is looking strong with...

Oh Little Town of Beck-en-ham

Sir David Attenborough takes you on a journey through the suburban Kent town, famous as the home of David Bowie and the birthplace of casual Friday night violence.

Sir David explains its important place in the Christmas story. He then gets assualted by a gang of drunken youths and kicked in by the war memorial

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

haha, the Holy Cummunion maybe.

Last Christmas I Gave You My Heart
Noel Edmonds exhumes the bodies of heart donors who died this time last year and pays unexpected Christmas Day visits to the recipients of their organs. Contains strong language, children screaming and projectile vomiting

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Christmas Lunch With All The Trimmings
Live coverage of the annual festive blow-out with Sarah and Terry Trimming plus all the extended family on Terry's side

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''