This strange commentary keeps sounding like they're saying "naughty Southampton". It's much more entertaining than listening to ex Man Utd or Liverpool players whinging.

Isn't he just. Letting it go for a corner... could you imagine Salah or Sterling or Wilf doing that. Get hold of it, bring it back into the box and smash it!

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

Anyone know if we're with or against the wind (watching on mute at work)? It looks like we're against, which is why we can't clear our lines.

If we're with the wind, Lord help us in the second half!

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

Looks like a team that spent 95 minutes running around like mentalists against Man City 2 days ago versus a team that didn't.

Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

Well...if he'd spent more time...in 2016...working on conditioning...

We don't do possession; we do defense and attack. Everything else is just wa**ing with a football.

Ridiculous to expect teams to play again two days later and totally unnecessary.

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