Brian Clough, Brian Clough and his merry men came down to selhurst park and never came back again.

When the red red robbin comes bob bob bobbing along. Shoot the Bast**d, Shoot the Bast**rd.

When a keepers just about to take a kick..

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........and on and on

You s*** arghhhhhhhhhh just as he kicks it!

I like that one!

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I vividly remember this one from the 70's...

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I am NOT going to a titty bar with John Inverdale! - Rob Brydon

Just been to a new Japanese/Jewish fusion restaurant. SOSUMI

There was one I remember had a brief vogue in the 70's..

We've never won a medal
and we've never won the cup
We've never won a title
we're always runners up
We're not very good
in fact we're bad
We are the Palace
We're mad!

Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial

Oh how i loved being a viking.
But my favourite ever.....
He came to england across the sea,
We got Lombardo from Italy,
He,s got no hair but we dont care etc.
Lovejoy said on soccer AM he thought it was brilliant.

"Numb,gutted and shocked . Three words that sum up how I feel."
"Passionate,principled, genius. Three words that sum up Joe Strummer"
Martin Scorcese, Film director.

Climb climb up sunshine mountain where the little breezes blow.
Climb climb up sunshine mountain faces all aglow.
Turn turn your back on sorrow reach up to the sky.
Climb climb up sunshine mountain you and I.

Oh dear what,ll I do the wifes in bed and she,s got the flu.
Oh dear what,ll I do the wifes in bed and I,m being untrue.
I know a good pub not far from here,where they sell a pork pie and a good strong beer.
I,ll ave ten pints and I,ll ave ten more I,ll ave a pork pie then I,m sick on the floor.

He shot,he come,all over mullerys bum,Peter ward,Peter ward.

Lalalala nick nick,lalalala nick nick.

You fill up my senses like a gallon of fosters,
Like a packet of benson,
Like a line of cocaine,
A days racing at Lingfield or night at sinatras,
for you are my Palace come thrill me again.

We,ve got Kenny Kenny samson on the wing,

Brown boy on the wing tralalalala,
Brown boy on the wing tralalalala,
Brown boy on the wing tralalalala,
And his name is Vince Hilaire,
Tralala.

If you all hate charlton clap your hands.

Oh Andy johnsons magic he wears a magic hat.....

Edited by westquay (20 Aug 2010 10.43pm)

"Numb,gutted and shocked . Three words that sum up how I feel."
"Passionate,principled, genius. Three words that sum up Joe Strummer"
Martin Scorcese, Film director.