Brigstocke is very funny imho

Who Wants To Be A Marillion Heir?
Deeply unpopular game show sees the children of recently deceased Marillion fans compete to avoid inheriting their fathers' unfortunate taste in music. Includes a special interactive question which gives viewers at home the chance to miss out on a 1984 Kayleigh tour t-shirt which has never been washed

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

High Scholari Musical

After getting the tin-tack from Chelsea, Phil goes up west and buys some GHB from a sex shop, e from some mashed up bloke in Camden town (thanks for that one Jarvis) and invades the stage of Chicago with Hilario results.

Robert De Niro's London Weighting
Investigation into the £2,500 extra the Analyse That star was paid for two months in 1998 'to cover the higher cost of living in the capital'.

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

The Deadliest Catch

Like Blind Date, but one of the people behind the screen has HIV (and not the good kind either).

I can't wait for Cilla Black to say 'Surprise, Surprise' when the test results come back.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

Celebrity Jews

That bloke from Bo Selecta, Fearn 'i killed TOTP' Cotton and Holly thingymajig with the big tits in pointless and wholly unfunny ITV2 panel show featuring the cream of Yiddish entertainment.

Kosher dog juggler and part time Rabbi Fivish Finkle stars.

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