Hail to the Chimp

Shocking dramatisation of the last days of the Bush Presidency when it was realised he was in fact a shaved Ape.

Starring Dot Cotton as Hilary Clinton, The Chuckle Brothers as Dick Cheney and Matthew Kelly (blacked up) as Barack Obama

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

Tufty the Vampire Slayer

Small red squirell despatches useful advice on road safety whilst kicking the undeads arses

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Six hundred jobs are to be axed at Morg Broadcasting Corporation, it was announced today.
Directors, producers, in-house prostitutes, sh*t actors and mysterious 'ideas consultants' are all being laid off in the cull.
MBC controller Micky Moose said: 'There's so much fat on this place it's unreal, seriously, it's corporate obesity. i have no idea what a lot of these people actually do. We all know it's hard out there and we've got to tighten our belt to make us fitter and hungrier for the challenges ahead.'
He said future programmes are also at risk, with forthcoming big budget dramas like The Primer of Miss Jean Brodie and Joseph And his Amazing Technicolour Undercoat axed before filming's even started.
'We're all stunned,' said Jemima Pifflesforth-Amplechops. 'Having a 2:2 in media studies used to mean something. You got any charlie on you? I'll give you a blowjob?'

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

We're seriously having to think about dropping the Tiddlywinks.

Still got a better live Sports Line up than the BBC though!

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

G*A*S*H

Jodie Marsh and Katie Price become nurses in a field hospital in Afghanistan, much to the delight of GIs who have various parts of their bodies blown off.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

Morgs TV offering for children to rival CITV, Childrens Live Independant Television, has been scrapped due to a storm of protest.

CLITV had its first disabled presenter, a man with only one testicle but unfortuntaley due to the flood of complaints that he was scaring the children the channel has reluctantly decided to pull him off.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014