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Pontius Pilates A slimline Fern Britton tells how she lost 3 stone in weight after ordering the crucifixion of Jesus Christ
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Cadbury's Creme Egg Ovulating housewife Jennifer Cadbury, 34, of Mitcham, tells of the magical moment her freshly-relased egg is penetrated by the sperm of her next door neighbour
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The Good Life Home Secretary, Jacqui Smith, talks us through her expenses claims of the last 12 months. (Part 3 of a series of 10) Edited by Forest Hillbilly (10 Apr 2009 9:17pm)
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The Second Coming
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Quote morganistic at 01 Mar 2009 11:38pm
Fried Breakfast At Tiffany's
Edited by kinky1960 (10 Apr 2009 4:29pm)
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Britain's Got Latent Graham Norton, John Barrowman and Dale Winton mince about looking for Britan's closet poofters. (For Gayers only)
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The cycling season is well underway so... 5 job dodgers try and play the system in Rome. 3 get pregnant very quickly, but alas can't get a flat...
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Sky Spores News Latest reports of plant spunk levels in the air, presented by Bamber & Bianca Gascoigne
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Human Swine Flu Over The Cuckings Nest. Coughs and fever aplenty as Evil Nurse Ratchet paints a red cross on Mr Funt's front door, whilst his native American friend throws a Watney's Party Seven through the window to make good his escape.
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WISH YOU WERE HERE Holiday programme offering a free holiday to Gordon Brown and Alistair Darling to Mexico.
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Last of the Summer Swine A nasty bout of pig flu finally finishes off the last of the coffin dodging Northerners.
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