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DenTyler Flag Sidcup 10 Aug 24 7.24am

I used to read a lot posts back in the day, I used to love the threads and all the nonsense around the ‘Dazza’ posts.

Not seen anything for ages and it’s that time of year… where are they?

 

Dubai Eagle Flag 10 Aug 24 7.51am

Perhaps discouraged by the amount of flack that he received.

 

monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 10 Aug 24 8.43am

Over the years HOL has been littered with people who proudly announce they are in the know and have inside information. Before social media started to kick off, I’m sure some living locally used to loiter outside Selhurst and Copers Cope for hours to see who they could see or to get any little snippets and then go home and fire up the old dial up to announce it on here.

 

taylors lovechild Flag 10 Aug 24 10.10am

dazza has signed for Chelsea.
mattteo has been scouted and is expected to join Azerbaijan's fantasy football squad.
Willo has been appointed chief 'Takes free-kicks around the wall' scout for Spurs.
Frank Lampard is the new Palace manager. Definitely.

Joking aside, it's ironic that without dazza saying we are going to sign players we are actually signing players.

 

Canterbury Palace Flag Whitstable 10 Aug 24 10.13am

Finally given up it would seem after about 3 years of guesses that didn't pan out. Everything he said was already in the public domain through some clickbait website or some random Twitter account.

 


We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 10 Aug 24 10.16am

Originally posted by taylors lovechild

dazza has signed for Chelsea.
mattteo has been scouted and is expected to join Azerbaijan's fantasy football squad.
Willo has been appointed chief 'Takes free-kicks around the wall' scout for Spurs.
Frank Lampard is the new Palace manager. Definitely.

Joking aside, it's ironic that without dazza saying we are going to sign players we are actually signing players.

Guffaws in the Willo abode

Poor Dazza was subjected to rampant fustigation, must have felt akin to a tin of Chum attacked by Schnauzers and has probably decided to concentrate his efforts elsewhere.

Edited by Willo (10 Aug 2024 10.22am)

 

beak Flag croydon 10 Aug 24 11.28am

Originally posted by Dubai Eagle

Perhaps discouraged by the amount of flack that he received.

Hiding in Gaza for the sake of peace and quiet.

 

Badger11 Flag Beckenham 10 Aug 24 11.44am

Originally posted by Canterbury Palace

Finally given up it would seem after about 3 years of guesses that didn't pan out. Everything he said was already in the public domain through some clickbait website or some random Twitter account.

Agreed. I don't mind Dazza but I don't think he ever posted a name that I had not already seen in clickbait so not much ITK.

 


One more point

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 10 Aug 24 11.46am

Dazza is Dougie Freedman.

 


Red and Blue Army!

Eagle-Trucker Flag Cashel , Co Tipp 10 Aug 24 12.41pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

Dazza is Dougie Freedman.

I have an inside source that says he is Darren Ambrose

 


When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 10 Aug 24 12.52pm

Originally posted by Eagle-Trucker

I have an inside source that says he is Darren Ambrose

He must be - either that or Daz White or Persil.

 


Red and Blue Army!

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 10 Aug 24 1.31pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

He must be - either that or Daz White or Persil.

Guess you have cleaned up now . . .

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

ASCPFC Flag Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 10 Aug 24 1.49pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

Guess you have cleaned up now . . .

I didn't want to hang out our dirty linen on the line for all to see

 


Red and Blue Army!

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 10 Aug 24 2.42pm

Originally posted by ASCPFC

I didn't want to hang out our dirty linen on the line for all to see

As long as you ain't an omo

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

Eagle-Trucker Flag Cashel , Co Tipp 10 Aug 24 2.46pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

As long as you ain't an omo

-.-' -.-'

 


When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 10 Aug 24 2.57pm

Originally posted by Eagle-Trucker

-.-' -.-'

It's a brand . . . [Link]

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 10 Aug 24 3.00pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

As long as you ain't an omo

That’s very bold of you to say that

 

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 10 Aug 24 3.24pm

Originally posted by monkey

That’s very bold of you to say that

See your Ariel is working ok

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

monkey Flag Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 10 Aug 24 3.33pm

Originally posted by eagleman13

See your Ariel is working ok

It’s not actually, but I’m too much of a fairy to get up a ladder to fix it

 

eagleman13 Flag On The Road To Hell & Alicante 10 Aug 24 3.45pm

Originally posted by monkey

It’s not actually, but I’m too much of a fairy to get up a ladder to fix it

That must be of some Comfort to you

 


This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

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