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Jim'll Fist It For U  27 Aug 09 4.37pm |
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Lake Flaccid The sequel to On Golden Pond, with Peter Fonda taking up his father's role as a sexually inactive house-dweller in the proximity of water. Ozzy Osbourne cameos as a totally ineffective alligator.
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| Jim'll Fist It For U 28 Aug 09 9.01pm |
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Ground Forced Sexual Contact Alan Titchmarsh revamps the home of Jaycee Lee Dugard to ensure her transition from festivalesque tent-dweller to fully-fledged member of the human race. The team focus on bringing the inside, outside. Meanwhile, Charlie Dimmock demolishes a fence whilst enduring ritual sexual humiliation from Tommy Walsh.
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 SpikeyMatt  Fishing for condiments 29 Aug 09 1.12am |
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Friends The one where they all murder each other. A drug-fuelled bloodbath of murderous rampage ensues throughout New York which subsequently dates back to the time Chandler failed to make the gullible American audience titter when dropped his food shopping all over the flat.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 02 Sep 09 7.27pm |
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The Dairy of An Frank This week, Frank Bough snorts cocaine from the lactating udders of his Jersey herd. Edited by nickgusset (02 Sep 2009 7:27pm)
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 02 Sep 09 7.31pm |
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The Secret Dairy of Adrian's Moles Did you know that Mr Chiles' benign dark spots produce milk? Neither did I (because it's secret), but this documentary shows the whole production of this sought after beverage from lactic extraction to bottling in yakult size containers.
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| Jim'll Fist It For U 02 Sep 09 8.57pm |
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Quote nickgusset at 02 Sep 2009 7:27pm
The Dairy of An Frank The first in a new series of morg tv's dyslexic and grammatically incorrectly titled programmes. This week, Frank Bough snorts cocaine from the lactating udders of his Jersey herd.
Angles In the Outfield A group of fliddish mathematicians attempt to help a bunch of useless c*nts play some miscellaneously pathetic American sport.
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 02 Sep 09 11.27pm |
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Past 1,000 posts on this thread now. Well done everyone. I've created a monster. Dr. Frankenmoose.
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 02 Sep 09 11.32pm |
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Secret Squirrel Furry fun aplenty as Brighton & Hove Albion fan Justin surprises partner Clive when they decide to have a felching session.
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| morganistic 03 Sep 09 12.04am |
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Quote Moose at 02 Sep 2009 11:27pm
Past 1,000 posts on this thread now. Well done everyone. I've created a monster. Dr. Frankenmoose.
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Come to Daddy  03 Sep 09 12.19am |
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Green Wings Edited by Come to Daddy (03 Sep 2009 12:20am)
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| Jim'll Fist It For U 03 Sep 09 1.03am |
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Phillip Garrido's Extreme Survival Outdoors specialist Phillip Garrido finds out what happens when humans find themselves without 20th century backup or hymens. Phillip says: "Despite our sophisticated lifestyles, humans are out of place in most parts of the world and unable to survive for long without proper clothing, food, water and underage sexual intercourse. As well as talking to scientists and medical experts and using my own survival and expertise in coerced intercourse, I'll be recreating some remarkable survival stories where people have survived against the odds in the most inhospitable backyards. It's gonna be a powerful, heartwarming story." Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (03 Sep 2009 1:04am)
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| Jim'll Fist It For U 03 Sep 09 1.10am |
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Phillip Garrido's Bushcraft Phillip travels to different continents to spend time with elite guidos from around the globe. The Rapi Tribe of Guadalupe are one of the world's few remaining bona fide hunter gatherers. It's a way of life that demonstrates a profound connection to their Austrian ancestors, one of which is greatly admired by the survival expert. Here, he returns to the home of bushcraft in Californian suburbia to film the people with whom he has created a close connection. Too soon?
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