Pickles Finds World Cup In An Overgrown Bush

Heartwarming story of Conservative Party chairman Eric's visit to a Crystal Palace prostitute - only to find she had secreted the Jules Rimet Trophy inside her grotesque hairy p*ssflaps

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Carrion Up The Khyber

And you thought having farmers was painful!

Have I Told You Gately That I Love You
At a special gig at the Royal Albert Hall, Van Morrison opens up about his feelings towards his fellow countryman Stephen but is bottled off by angry Boyzone fans for not speaking out sooner

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Carrie Ann Cunt Stable

Documentary following 33 year old Carrie Ann Carrieansen from Moose-Faeces, Oregon, as she goes under the plastic surgeons knife to correct the little know and very rare medical condition refered to as Vaginal Wobble

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Button Moondance

Never-before-seen footage of an edgy and irate Van Morrison recording the ill-fated soundtrack to the animated children's show

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Astral Cliques
In a bitter drunken attack, Van Morrison blasts groups of selfish stars which revolve around each other and cold shoulder other constellations

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''