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911! 911! White man down!! White man down!!

Black Night starring Martin Lawrence.

" YOU MAKE THE RULES AND PALACE WILL BREAK 'EM "

BARBARIAN LEADER: Conan, what is good in life?

CONAN: "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women!"

Conan The Babarian, classic.
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CARTER: DO you know Eric, I'd almost forgotten what your eyes look like... Piss holes in the snow"

or

CARTER: "GOODBYE ERIC!"

Get Carter.
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"I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me."

Jack Nicholson, The Departed.

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DOC BROWN: "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88mph, you're gonna see some serious s***!"

or

DOC: Oh no they found me, I don't know how butthey found me.

MARTY: Who? Who found you?

DOC: THE LIBYIANS!

Back To The Future

'Len' the Programme Seller - Appreciation Society.

Founder Member 001

Can I get any of you c*nts a drink?

Classic!

I'm a Pepper your a Pepper He's a Pepper She's a Pepper wouldn't you like to be a Pepper!

Clerks has got loads of good uns:

Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal: Annoying customer.

Jay: s***, my grandma used to say what’s better, f***in a good plate with nothin on it…no wait I f***ed up…what’s a good plate with nothin on it.
Dante: Meaning?
Jay: I don’t know she was senile and s***. She used to f***in piss herself all the time, and s*** herself.

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

Jay: damn, Silent Bob, you're a rude mother f*cker. But you're real cute though. I'd like to go down on you, line up three other guys, and make like a circus seal.
(bobs head like he's sucking three dicks.)
F*cking faggot! I hate guys, I LOVE WOMEN!!

Mum: "Excuse me, do you sell videos?"
Randal: "Yeah, what're you looking for?"
Mom: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
Randal: "Uh, one second. I'm on the phone with the distribution house now, lemme make sure we got it. What's it called again?"
Mom: "Happy Scrappy Hero Pup."
Kid: "Happy Scrappy."
Mom: "She loves it."
Randal: "Obviously. Uh, yeah, hi, this is RST Video calling, customer number 4352, I'd like to place an order. Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: "Whispers in the Wind", "To Each His Own", "Put It Where It Doesn't Belong", "My Pipes Need Cleaning", "All Tit-f*cking Volume 8", "I Need Your C*ck", "Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers", "My C*nt Needs Shafts", "Cum Clean", "Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts", "Cum Buns III", "Cumming in Socks", "Cum On Eileen", "Huge Black Cocks and Pearly White Cum", "Girls Who Crave Cock", "Girls Who Crave Cum", "Men Alone II: the KY Connection", "Pink Pussy Lips", oh yeah, and, uh, "All Holes Filled with Hard C*ck". Yep. Oh, wait a minute, uh, what was that called again?"

...we must expand...get more pupils...so that the knowledge will spread...

goldfinger
JAMES BOND ;DO YOU EXPECT TO TALK

GOLDFINGER :NO MR BOND I EXPECT YOU EXPECT YOU TO DIE

THE SWEENEY:
REGAN HOLDING VILLIAN AGAINST THE WALL
WE'RE THE SWEENEY SON AND WE HAVEN'T HAD ANY DINNER

As sad as it may sound, Baby's Day Out;

- "Do you think we're going to get away with this?"
- "No, we're here because I've got a wild curiosity about the electric chair."

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