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The final exchange From: Forest Hillbilly To: Kenny Lunt From Kenny Lunt to Forest Hillbilly From Forest Hillbilly to Kenny Lunt From Kenny Lunt to Forest Hillbilly From Forest Hillbilly
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If this thread was a film, this is what would happen next: - Sometime in mid-November Lunty returns to a mixed reception. - She refuses to give FH his money, but agrees to have intercourse with anyone who asks. - News of unlimited free intercourse with a horse-faced woman excites the masses and Lunty again becomes popular. - FH can't believe the rise of the Lunt and flounces. - In the flounce thread, everyone turns on FH and mocks him for his £15. - KL wins poster of the year. - DRT murders KL for stealing his poty award. - FH returns.
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Quote Leecpfc at 30 Sep 2010 6.22pm
If this thread was a film, this is what would happen next: - Sometime in mid-November Lunty returns to a mixed reception. - She refuses to give FH his money, but agrees to have intercourse with anyone who asks. - News of unlimited free intercourse with a horse-faced woman excites the masses and Lunty again becomes popular. - FH can't believe the rise of the Lunt and flounces. - In the flounce thread, everyone turns on FH and mocks him for his £15. - KL wins poster of the year. - DRT murders KL for stealing his poty award.(In his dreams) - FH returns.......& at a red carpet HOL award ceremony is presented with a cheque for fifteen quid, which he in turn donates to a charity (The World Horses Welfare Charity). To huge applause at the 2011 Player of the Year Dinner, Mr. Steve Parish presents FH with a lifelong achievement award, a season ticket for life & a brick to go in the Wall of Fame at Selhurst, with the words "Cheers Lunty, now go & stuff your smelly tw*t with this you poor excuse for an equine face." FH then rides off into the sunset, with Lunty hanging off the back his horse & being dragged through the streets of South Norwood with residents throwing rotten fruit & veg at her! All I can say is 'Ney'
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What I would love to do, (and staffie knows I am a techno-div), is to set up a "just giving" page on this thread for the McMillan nurses. My target would be £15, and the total sum raised would be a fitting epitaph to the flouncing one, and show her up for the tight-fisted pi55-taking self-indulgent horse s/he is. I may return when i have found out how Edited by Forest Hillbilly (30 Sep 2010 6.57pm)
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Didn't she claim that she once shagged James Scowcroft whilst he was at Palace? I'm convinced i read this on the site
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Quote Forest Hillbilly at 30 Sep 2010 6.20pm
The final exchange From: Forest Hillbilly To: Kenny Lunt From Kenny Lunt to Forest Hillbilly From Forest Hillbilly to Kenny Lunt From Kenny Lunt to Forest Hillbilly From Forest Hillbilly I admire the masterful way you have posted the pms. Her KLuntification is complete. As I mentioned, I have understanding but not pity for her, she has enough of that for herself.
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Quote Bedge at 30 Sep 2010 7.05pm
Didn't she claim that she once shagged James Scowcroft whilst he was at Palace? I'm convinced i read this on the site
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Quote Eagle_Eye at 30 Sep 2010 7.17pm
Quote Bedge at 30 Sep 2010 7.05pm
Didn't she claim that she once shagged James Scowcroft whilst he was at Palace? I'm convinced i read this on the site
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Quote Prin_cpfc at 30 Sep 2010 4.38pm
Quote Johnny Eagles at 30 Sep 2010 4.12pm
Sod Gold Talk, they should make a film out of this thread! Who could play Lunty and Hillbilly?
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It seems that it's a a Palace thing....I too have now been removed as a "friend" on her facebook page and I haven't even posted on this thread!! I met Claire some years back and have to say I got on well with her, yes she's a typical attention seeking girl who is apparantly longing for love, but I never held that against her and always treated her with respect. I don't condone however her actions over said £15 and I too would be mighty pissed if she had let me down, especially after the comments regarding her social life adventures and her living in a particular nice part of Surrey. (not Epsom by the way) it's a shame though, that I haven't even had a message to say why she has removed me as her "friend". I could understand if I had commented in a bad way on here about her, but I haven't. Guess we as Palace fans and follow HOLers have been put in the same cage and she just wants to rid herself of anything Palace!! Shame really. All for £15. So long Claire, I wish you well and hope your dad pulls through, just would of been nice to have had a message.
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Quote jcreedy at 30 Sep 2010 5.03pm
Quote Forest Hillbilly at 30 Sep 2010 4.44pm
Actally, I'm not too sure if that is an elongated ball sack or a monstrous c0ck
You're saying his sack is bigger than your truncheon!
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Quote South Devon Eagle at 30 Sep 2010 7.20pm
It seems that it's a a Palace thing....I too have now been removed as a "friend" on her facebook page and I haven't even posted on this thread!! I met Claire some years back and have to say I got on well with her, yes she's a typical attention seeking girl who is apparantly longing for love, but I never held that against her and always treated her with respect. I don't condone however her actions over said £15 and I too would be mighty pissed if she had let me down, especially after the comments regarding her social life adventures and her living in a particular nice part of Surrey. (not Epsom by the way) it's a shame though, that I haven't even had a message to say why she has removed me as her "friend". I could understand if I had commented in a bad way on here about her, but I haven't. Guess we as Palace fans and follow HOLers have been put in the same cage and she just wants to rid herself of anything Palace!! Shame really. All for £15. So long Claire, I wish you well and hope your dad pulls through, just would of been nice to have had a message.
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Edited by South Devon Eagle (30 Sep 2010 7.21pm)
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