Two ladies have season tickets in the row in front of me (Lower Holmesdale). Spend the entire game, every game, chatting away about their children, holidays and so on. Not especially annoying, but WHY? If you want to have a natter with a mate, there are millions of more comfortable and cheaper places to do it.

Ask about the Bran Flakes, that's a different matter, they'll reply: 'They're tasty, tasty, very very tasty! They're very tasty!'

Yeah! His names ricky

Level with the left hand corner flag, exactly half way back.

Last night there was a lad (plus partner) a couple of rows in front of me who stood up and screamed abuse every time particular Palace players made a play. Again, you ask yourself, if you find the experience so upsetting, why not stay home?

Ask about the Bran Flakes, that's a different matter, they'll reply: 'They're tasty, tasty, very very tasty! They're very tasty!'

Or the woman that sits behind you who has a real issue with Fitz and lets everyone know at the top of her voice F that cnut this! And then there is the guy next to her who gives the away fans abuse from the safety of block H just above a murmur!

There's been a guy behind me for the last 2 games in L block of the holmesdale who slags every player off ("boo, ginger top", "stop moaning clinton", etc) and shouts things like "Bring back Noades" and "Get Smith back" and shouts "shoot!!" when players are nowhere near being in a shooting position, etc, etc

Its startinmg to get really annoying.

So you noticed that after just 1 game, me and saucy have had it for 2 or so years, with one of her favourite old sayings being,
Come on Ton (mr popovic), thank god he can't get in the side any more.