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A song for Jason Puncheon?


CPFC JON Flag 06 Apr 14 1.52pm

I think it is time to create a song for Puncheon, especially as he has scored some of the most important goals this season. I was thinking of 'Jason Puncheon der der der der' (like Andy Johnson's song back in the day) Any other ideas for songs?

 

I'm not french Flag 06 Apr 14 2.40pm

He wants his own song,
He wants his own song....
Oh Jason _Puncheon, he wants his own song.

Somebody on here suggested this for a joel ward song but I think it would be better suited to puncheon as he seems to love the attention

 

EastEndPalace Flag WithHardNutsCosImAHardBastard 06 Apr 14 2.44pm

super super jase
super super jase
super super jase
super jason puncheon

 

norwoodyguthrie Flag 06 Apr 14 2.52pm

(tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow)

His name is Ja-son, Jason Pun-cheon
Down the wing he'd jive
To delight SE25
And as he became an Eagles star,
Tony looked on from afar,
They were young and had each other,
Who could ask for more?

At Sel-hurst, Sel-hurst Park-a
The hottest spot north of Croydon-a
Football and passion were always in fashion
At the Sel-hurst....They fell in love


 

HOLden Flag Grays: Essex 06 Apr 14 3.17pm

He Scores When He Wants, He Scores When He Waaants...OH JASON PUNCHEON! HE SCORES WHEN HE WANTS

 


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C' mon U GLAZIERS
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................E$$ex by birth,
................Selhurst Park by the grace of god!
F0110w...@paulholden84

coulsdoneagle Flag London 06 Apr 14 3.35pm

he sh*ts when he wants
he sh*ts when he wants
oh jason puncheon
he sh*ts when he wants

 

thommo1 Flag Peckham 06 Apr 14 3.42pm

Maybe we should all do a long drawn out ssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 'PUNCHEON'

ala his goal celebration

 


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eagleboi Flag Catford 06 Apr 14 3.47pm

Quote thommo1 at 06 Apr 2014 3.42pm

Maybe we should all do a long drawn out ssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 'PUNCHEON'

ala his goal celebration

Haha, I like this.

 

norwoodyguthrie Flag 06 Apr 14 3.50pm

(tune of My Generation)

People try to put him down
Just 'cos he missed a pen
I'm not trying to cause a big sensation
Just talking about my Jason Puncheon
My Jason Puncheon, baby

My J-J-J-Jason Puncheon

 

Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 06 Apr 14 4.09pm

Quote norwoodyguthrie at 06 Apr 2014 3.50pm

(tune of My Generation)

People try to put him down
Just 'cos he missed a pen
I'm not trying to cause a big sensation
Just talking about my Jason Puncheon
My Jason Puncheon, baby

My J-J-J-Jason Puncheon


Wow.

 


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TheLastDodo Flag Rye 06 Apr 14 4.14pm

Quote norwoodyguthrie at 06 Apr 2014 2.52pm

(tune of Copacabana by Barry Manilow)

His name is Ja-son, Jason Pun-cheon
Down the wing he'd jive
To delight SE25
And as he became an Eagles star,
Tony looked on from afar,
They were young and had each other,
Who could ask for more?

At Sel-hurst, Sel-hurst Park-a
The hottest spot north of Croydon-a
Football and passion were always in fashion
At the Sel-hurst....They fell in love


It's Craptastic!

 

Eagle-Gaz Flag bexhill 06 Apr 14 6.35pm

Quote CPFC JON at 06 Apr 2014 1.52pm

I think it is time to create a song for Puncheon, especially as he has scored some of the most important goals this season. I was thinking of 'Jason Puncheon der der der der' (like Andy Johnson's song back in the day) Any other ideas for songs?


Wow. I haven't tried to start the old aj one for punch but I always sing it in my head or when I'm on my own at work. Now you have suggested this we have got to get this going on Saturday.

 

cornwalls palace Flag Torpoint 06 Apr 14 7.19pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 06 Apr 2014 4.09pm

Quote norwoodyguthrie at 06 Apr 2014 3.50pm

(tune of My Generation)

People try to put him down
Just 'cos he missed a pen
I'm not trying to cause a big sensation
Just talking about my Jason Puncheon
My Jason Puncheon, baby

My J-J-J-Jason Puncheon


Wow.

People try to put him down
(Talkin' 'bout our Jason Puncheon)
Just 'cos his pen missed the ground
(Talkin' 'bout our Jason Puncheon)

But now the way he shoots leaves keepers cold
(Talkin' 'bout our Jason Puncheon)
Hope he stays till we get old
(Talkin' 'bout our Jason Puncheon.....our Jason Puncheon baby!)

 


.......has our coach driver done a Poo'yet, without thinking about Gus!

woahwoahwoah Flag 06 Apr 14 9.55pm

Or to the tune of [Link]

"Jase jase jase jase jase jase jase jase jase... Jason Puncheon"

Or

Keep the
"Da da da da da da da da da da... Jason Puncheon"

I was at Fulham Spurs and the chant to Holtby by Spurs was very catchy.

 

orpeagle Flag Kent 06 Apr 14 11.31pm

Keep it simple & give him the Jason Puncheons "Magic Hat" song....

You know he'd love it too...

 

20 Spaces Isnt Enoug Flag Bolton 06 Apr 14 11.47pm


Judy in Disguise

 


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