Just heard this ludicrous rumor from a close friend of mine that Pulis could be on his way to united in the summer. He has connections with a palace associate who has indicated that once the season is over Pulis will go to United. This kind of fits in with what Gary Neville was saying about United not need a big name manager to be successful. I thought this was ridiculous as well but he is so confident him and his two brothers have each put £50 on it happening which makes me slightly concerned. The realist in me can't see anything like this happening but in this modern era of short term success Pulis has done an unbelievable job with us and we are extremely stable, something that united are craving for at the moment after the horror season they have had. Thoughts?

My aunts best friends, uncles second cousin twice removed mothers niece other halfs uncles son has informed me this is bollocks.

Juergen Klopp has dimissed rumours of him going to Man Utd but he said his brother Klippity might be interested.

Well done you have won yourself £100, now jog on

"they gave it everything, every ounce of blood, sweat and guts. They battled, they never ducked a challenge and, as their fans ripped their T-shirts off in the stands, creating the kind of heady atmosphere that has turned Selhurst Park into an amphitheatre" Matthew Syed

I didn't realise we're related.

Mine also told me this is bollocks.

And I see signs of half remembered days, I hear bells that chime in strange familiar ways

Well he laughted when i asked him last night in the indian resturant,said after what hed achived this season think its a bit below his expectations. And he is waiting for something bigger.