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...but wouldn't get as much exposure. It is with great pleasure I present to you this nugget of comedy Gold:
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Quote paulose17 at 11 May 2014 12.45am
...but wouldn't get as much exposure. It is with great pleasure I present to you this nugget of comedy Gold:
There are no words.
"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" |
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Quote Seth at 11 May 2014 12.53am
Quote paulose17 at 11 May 2014 12.45am
...but wouldn't get as much exposure. It is with great pleasure I present to you this nugget of comedy Gold:
There are no words.
Edited by paulose17 (11 May 2014 1.04am)
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Where do you start with this grown man holding up a sign which a 5 year-old would be ashamed of [Link] And they take the mick out of our displays?
"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" |
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That song is so risible it is quite spectacular
"The course of true love never did run smooth" |
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"They got his own song 'He's just too good for you', it's quite unbelievable but when you see it and he's facing up someone - I actually feel sorry for them, 'Cos he actually is" - Ian Holloway |
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1. Referring to 3 victories vs Palace. 1 in 2005, 1 60 years ago...and wait for it...1 89 years ago. 2. "Glenn Murray, we don't need him." Well you don't to lose a Champ play off and stay in the 2nd tier. 3. F*** me do they dream of reaching the Prem. 4. He can't spell Lawrenson for Mark Lawrenson. He spelled it 'Lawerson.' Fick village boy. 5. We 'started the fire', burning their dreams in their own dream stadium designed for a Premier League future. 6. Poyet, Murray, anyone of any quality has fecked off and left them thumping the ground like little spoilt children after they've dropped their Mr Whippy on the seafront. They're not worthy of being aour rivals anymore. I'd rather Brentford.
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Hey Mate, what fire?
So I manage a Workshop which provides a safe learning environment for blokes struggling with PTSD and other mental health issues. Being a Palace fan isn't listed yet. |
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Quote pstrutt at 11 May 2014 11.38am
Hey Mate, what fire?
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Incorporating all of their sponsors into his little rhyme attempt. Utter utter cringe. Complete fail. E-. I'd say must not try try rather than 'must try harder.' Just give up the football following.
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Don't piss on his chips. He is only 14 and clearly has a great many disappointments ahead of him. Although in fairness I share his views on Peter Taylor, Hinshelwood, Coppell and of course Glenn Murray - who quite clearly they did not need last season.
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In this day and age you would at least expect to be singing against an instrumental on the many various music creation programmes available.
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