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View Red-Blue-Yellow's Profile Red-Blue-Yellow Flag Surrey 28 Jan 15 7.12pm Send a Private Message to Red-Blue-Yellow Add Red-Blue-Yellow as a friend

Quote martinb75 at 28 Jan 2015 11.24am

Quote dannyh at 28 Jan 2015 8.10am

Is there such a thing as a sh1t fcuk ?


I think that involves a lady's "back doors" aand is hard to clean off of the carpet.


Back doors...plural????
Anyway with a woman who likes it, anal is always worth the effort.

 


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View wayne80's Profile wayne80 Flag Eastbourne 28 Jan 15 7.18pm Send a Private Message to wayne80 Add wayne80 as a friend

With a w*** you are always in control so should always be pretty good,where as with a fook it depends on your partner so definitely a good w*** than bad sex.

 


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i'd rather knock one out compared to a bad shag.

Who ever had a bad w***??Is that possible?

 

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Quote martinb75 at 28 Jan 2015 11.24am

Quote dannyh at 28 Jan 2015 8.10am

Is there such a thing as a sh1t fcuk ?


I think that involves a lady's "back doors" aand is hard to clean off of the carpet.


Have you tried the curtains?

 


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Quote Moose at 27 Jan 2015 10.42pm

I'll let you know in three minutes.


I think you overestimate yourself.

 


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View Moose's Profile Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 29 Jan 15 12.44pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

Quote Eagle_SA at 29 Jan 2015 11.56am

Quote Moose at 27 Jan 2015 10.42pm

I'll let you know in three minutes.


I think you overestimate yourself.

It did include movement between rooms in the house and writing the subsequent post.

 


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View Palacetinian's Profile Palacetinian Flag Surrey Fam 29 Jan 15 1.48pm Send a Private Message to Palacetinian Add Palacetinian as a friend

I can't imagine you would ever have bad sex with this lovely lady...

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And her girl next door looks with such dirty talk would get anyone going!

 


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View matthau's Profile matthau Flag South Croydon 29 Jan 15 1.54pm Send a Private Message to matthau Add matthau as a friend

She looks rather dwarfish

 

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Quote wizlon at 28 Jan 2015 7.44pm

Quote martinb75 at 28 Jan 2015 11.24am

Quote dannyh at 28 Jan 2015 8.10am

Is there such a thing as a sh1t fcuk ?


I think that involves a lady's "back doors" aand is hard to clean off of the carpet.


Have you tried the curtains?


Beef?

 


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Quote Palacetinian at 29 Jan 2015 1.48pm

I can't imagine you would ever have bad sex with this lovely lady...

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And her girl next door looks with such dirty talk would get anyone going!

Definitely prefer that Saratova lass...WOULD.

 


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View dannyh's Profile dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 30 Jan 15 8.23am Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

I think it all depends on the Fcukee, as to how good a time the fcuker has.

For example a s*** fcuk with say Kelly Brook, has to be better than the most satisfying knuckle shuffle with ones self, surely ?

 


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Quote dannyh at 30 Jan 2015 8.23am

I think it all depends on the Fcukee, as to how good a time the fcuker has.

For example a s*** fcuk with say Kelly Brook, has to be better than the most satisfying knuckle shuffle with ones self, surely ?


I think the biggest deciding factor is the upkeep to which the lady in question has applied to her fun garden. In the example you provided, then surely a proposition from Miss Brook would tempt most but if you then ripped off the packaging and were instantly reminded of the time you discovered the fish finger and chedder roll you'd forgotten to take out of the microwave four days previous or, if after placing your old boy into the cavity, you realise that you are going to have to do the twist in order to gain any purchase, you might not be so tempted next time.

So, to summerise, for me is all about the state of the vag. But then, I'm a bit of a ladies man.

 


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