Had a look on NSC earlier from another thread and found these two gems.

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and especially loved this one about Man City starting a gay recruitment drive for fans. BHA surprised that they hadn't done this:-

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and especially loved the comment "There must be a gaping hole in the market there for us."

Invited to SP after Xmas 1969 by new stepfather and his best mate. Freezing cold and lost 5-1. Been a fan ever since!!!!