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 7mins  In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.13am |
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... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s***e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball.
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| Harpo Oxfordshire 16 Feb 15 9.23am |
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Justice in action. Well done.
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 16 Feb 15 9.58am |
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Thank you for this story, best I've heard in a while.
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 16 Feb 15 12.09pm |
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I do like a story with a happy ending
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| Apollofuzz On the edge of reason 16 Feb 15 12.41pm |
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So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable?
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| Hoof Hearted 16 Feb 15 12.47pm | |
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Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm
So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable?
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| Lyons550 Shirley 16 Feb 15 1.23pm |
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Playing for a Met Police side on Saturdays as I do...I'm never lost for words with the amount of opponents trying to break my f***ing legs thinking I'm a copper.
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| suicideatselhurst crawley 16 Feb 15 1.33pm |
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Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am
... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s***e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball.
Theres someone in my head ... But its not me X/Box game Tag bazcpfc1961, clan (HMS) |
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| suicideatselhurst crawley 16 Feb 15 1.33pm |
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Quote suicideatselhurst at 16 Feb 2015 1.33pm
Quote 7mins at 16 Feb 2015 2.13am
... I started a thread about a jobsworth copper giving me a ticket for not wearing my seat belt when I moved my car about 30ft so that it was parked directly outside my house. Well guess who was on the opposition team tonight in my 5 aside league? The team talk was.... Screw the game let's kick the copper... We kicked the s***e out of him for 30mins, at one point he was getting kicked so much he almost chinned our keeper (he got held back) which just made us kick him more. I caught him with a beauty, the ball bounced up in the air, and as I went for the header I smashed him in to the wall... It was like a scene from Rollerball.
Theres someone in my head ... But its not me X/Box game Tag bazcpfc1961, clan (HMS) |
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 16 Feb 15 1.45pm |
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If he goes to the FA to complain about his injuries, just say he must have fell down the stairs.
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 16 Feb 15 2.03pm |
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It's a funny story, well told. Yet again it's amazing how some on this site who constantly harangue those who would take offence on other people's behalf get so uptight themselves. People can really stick their faux moralising where it don't shine.
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| 7mins In the bush 16 Feb 15 2.04pm |
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Quote Apollofuzz at 16 Feb 2015 12.41pm
So to recap you were caught for a traffic violation which you admitted to and because you are not happy, you got your mates to kick lumps out of and potentially injure a serving Police officer then come on here to boast. And people on here think that's acceptable?
This harmless 6ft plus officer tried his best to knock out our goal keeper, only his teammates stopped him. I can't find the original thread where he gave me the ticket, but if you do find it it, you will realise he was a douche bag of the highest order, we're not speaking about a copper giving someone a ticket for driving 30ft without a seatbelt, we're talking about a copper using his position to be a grade A C***.... and I think it's no bad thing if he gets a kicking for acting like a C***... hopefully he'll learn from it.
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