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What happened to Saturday nights when I had to be dragged from the depths of depression by a night down the pub or a Why don't I need a big hug and beer based therapy ? Who is this man walking round the house with a big grin ? Why are we definately staying up to watch MOTD ?
When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ? |
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Why would your missus not like you being happy?
Nope it's not my name |
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You're single then ?
When they kick out your front door. How you gonna come ? |
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Its a woman's job to make you miserable.
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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Quote rednblueblood at 12 Apr 2015 7.43pm
Its a woman's job to make you miserable. Part of the job description. I gave her top marks in her "Appraisal" ! I never forget the time we first met - but I keep trying !
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Quote PeatlingPalace at 11 Apr 2015 5.30pm
What happened to Saturday nights when I had to be dragged from the depths of depression by a night down the pub or a Why don't I need a big hug and beer based therapy ? Who is this man walking round the house with a big grin ? Why are we definately staying up to watch MOTD ?
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Feel sorry for you guys. I've been a supporter since 89 and her about 2 yrs. now she's worse than me, filipino and crazy. she loves Murray and ward (cos he's a pretty boy) and always wants to watch match of the day. Im the one who has to cheer her up when we lose.
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She's always looking over the moon when i see her, will take a phito next time if you like.
Why would anyone chose to be a Seagull? The Eagle is a far superior creature. The Seagull lives under it's damp pier meekly looking out, blinded by the sheer quality of the Eagle's palace. |
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Quote Lucas Oliver at 11 Apr 2015 5.37pm
Why would your missus not like you being happy?
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Hoof Hearted 11 Nov 15 11.37am | |
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My Mrs is not happy either....... She belongs to a lotto syndicate at work and was one number out for the Euromillions jackpot last Friday evening. Instead of sharing £71 Million they are sharing £3500! She's gutted bless her. I couldn't cheer her up by advising her that the syndicate had defied the odds by getting 6 numbers right and that to get 7 right was over 116 million to one!
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Quote Hoof Hearted at 11 Nov 2015 11.37am
My Mrs is not happy either....... She belongs to a lotto syndicate at work and was one number out for the Euromillions jackpot last Friday evening. Instead of sharing £71 Million they are sharing £3500! She's gutted bless her. I couldn't cheer her up by advising her that the syndicate had defied the odds by getting 6 numbers right and that to get 7 right was over 116 million to one! I nearly won the lottery once. I lived next door to the winner.
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