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View palace777's Profile palace777 Flag belfast 04 Aug 15 3.41pm Send a Private Message to palace777 Add palace777 as a friend

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Babies with ear-rings.w.t.f,parents should be banged up for child abuse.This doesn`t apply if your a Gippo,it`s their tradition
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Fake suntans,go on holiday or stay pale,you live in the U.K ffs.the next stop north is the arctic.if God had wanted you to be tanned he would have made you Greek or Italian or Arabic,any thing but a Brit!!
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Any c*nt who says any of the following-amazing,awesome,wow or any other stupid f*cking word that they don`t know the real meaning of.
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Tossers permanently glued to their mobiles.Look around you,there is a real world out there.
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Anyone who doesn`t support palace.wtf is wrong with you?

 

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View Daz.CPFC's Profile Daz.CPFC Flag Bromley 04 Aug 15 3.45pm Send a Private Message to Daz.CPFC Add Daz.CPFC as a friend

Mo_the_lawn .

 


PALACE TILL I DIE!!!

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View npn's Profile npn Flag Crowborough 04 Aug 15 4.11pm Send a Private Message to npn Add npn as a friend

1. Russell Brand
2. Russell Brand's whiny voice
3. Russell Brand's greasy hair
4. Russell Brand's stupid skinny jeans
5. Russell Brand thinking he's the voice of the people, rather than the voice of the student union bar

 

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View oghash's Profile oghash Flag 04 Aug 15 8.38pm Send a Private Message to oghash Add oghash as a friend

1, People who make pointless posts.
2, People who feel the need to always concentrate on the negative side of things.
3, People who seem to love finding fault with others.
4, People not realising that Britain is a multicultural society now and we're not a bunch of pasty faced people.
5, anyone who insists on using excessive bad language and covers it up with stars or abbreviations.

 


Why would anyone chose to be a Seagull? The Eagle is a far superior creature.

The Seagull lives under it's damp pier meekly looking out, blinded by the sheer quality of the Eagle's palace.

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View stateside's Profile stateside Flag Norfolk 04 Aug 15 8.53pm Send a Private Message to stateside Add stateside as a friend

Tatoos...
tatoos on women
Babies with ear-rings.w.t.f,parents should be banged up for child abuse.even our traverler friends.
idots wearing football shirts (all teams) when not playiing football.
Fat people

 

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View jimruss's Profile jimruss Flag Sidcup 05 Aug 15 9.02pm Send a Private Message to jimruss Add jimruss as a friend

People that don't indicate when driving
People that walk around like zombies looking at their mobile phones
People who call everyone 'bruv'
People who use the word 'dude'
Animal cruelty of any description

 

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View Red-Blue-Yellow's Profile Red-Blue-Yellow Flag Surrey 06 Aug 15 11.48am Send a Private Message to Red-Blue-Yellow Add Red-Blue-Yellow as a friend

1 to 4 are Groups of People:
-Filling the pavement at Bus Stops
-Walking in line abreast on busy pavements
-Standing gossiping in Supermarkets with their trollies at all angles
-Not moving down inside the Bus/Tram/Train.
5 Everybody else

 


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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 06 Aug 15 11.53am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

1) People that think they have been born with a right to never be offended by anything
2) People that can't count
4) People that call people a homophobe or a racist without really knowing that either term means
5) Female comedians
6) Rich people who claim to represent the interests of the working class

 




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View dannyh's Profile dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 07 Aug 15 12.48pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Cyclists on the road, spandex coverd arrogant pr1cks.

Lorry drivers who over take other lorries by going 0.001MPH faster than the lorry they are overtaking, thus taking nearly 5 minutes to get past, causing constant tale backs on two lane a roads (such as the A303).

Wasps cunce.

40 year old men with bear guts wearing the tailored fit Palace top, not a good look chaps.

People who say bruv in every single mind numingly boring sentance that issues forth from thier manky gobs.

Plastics.

Buses

When I book time off and Sky moves the game.

The w***ers who kicked Danny out the WH pre match is just not the same.

 


"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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View smirnoff's Profile smirnoff Flag Guildford 08 Aug 15 5.02pm Send a Private Message to smirnoff Add smirnoff as a friend

1) Parents who think that their crying child is adorable
2) Clumsy People
3) Criminals who think they're 'entitled' to everything that they're not
4) People who say 'Western medicine doesn't work- try this stinging nettle' to people with health conditions requiring medication
5) Men who see a girl on her own and choose to tell her that she 'would get it big time', wolf whistle at her and assume that she wants to go home with them (as happened to me in Guildford last night when I left my fiancÚ to go to get some cash out!)

 


Boom

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View OllieMaidstoneEagle's Profile OllieMaidstoneEagle Flag Maidstone, Kent 08 Aug 15 8.53pm Send a Private Message to OllieMaidstoneEagle Add OllieMaidstoneEagle as a friend

1; STING! Enough said!
2; People who press the "Walk" button at a pedestrian crossing then walk straight across because there's only one car travelling towards the crossing 300 yards away(usually me) and the lights go red making me stop with no-one to cross while the pedestrian is merrily on their way.
3;So-called footy fans of "big" clubs who come Monday morning at work brag about how good their club is while never going to a game yet have the gall to question why I "waste" my money going to see Palace.
4;The One Show.
5 Michael Owen commentating.
6;Did I mention STING?!!! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 


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LONDON BORN PALACE BRED LIVE AND DIE FOR BLUE AND RED
Football is not just a game, its a religion

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View pompeyeagle's Profile pompeyeagle Flag Relocated to Shropshire 09 Aug 15 8.46am Send a Private Message to pompeyeagle Add pompeyeagle as a friend

People who don't seem to have any basic command of the English language like not using punctuation properly, misspelling, and writing things like "could of" and "should of".

Smoking

Adverts on TV and radio, especially PPI!

Prices ending in 99 and even worse, petrol prices that end in .9.

Beards

People who constantly use the word "mate"

People who change lanes because there are a few less cars in the other lane and then try and get back in the lane they were in in the first place a hundred yards down the road

Modern taps, especially abroad, where you can't figure out which is hot and which is cold

Edited by pompeyeagle (09 Aug 2015 8.52am)

 

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