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jamiemartin721 Reading 22 Sep 15 10.48am
I tried to call David Cameron last night, couldn't make out a thing, there was a lot of crackling on his end. boom tsh. Corbyn, has responded to the Cameron Pig fker incident, by announcing that under a Labour Government he intends to fk everyone. Boom-tish. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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jamiemartin721

Reading 22 Sep 15 10.48am

I tried to call David Cameron last night, couldn't make out a thing, there was a lot of crackling on his end.

boom tsh.

Corbyn, has responded to the Cameron Pig f**ker incident, by announcing that under a Labour Government he intends to f**k everyone.

Boom-tish.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Hoof Hearted 22 Sep 15 11.31am
I posted these on the "call me dave" thread.... A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he is pulled over by the Police. The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly.... It was the fat ugly fcuking pig of a woman in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." Or this classic ..... A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm and says "This the pig I've been fcuking!" His wife says "That's a duck darling!" He says "I was talking to the duck!"
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Hoof Hearted 22 Sep 15 11.31am

I posted these on the "call me dave" thread....

A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he is pulled over by the Police.

The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?"

"Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?"

"No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly.... It was the fat ugly fcuking pig of a woman in the passenger seat that made me suspicious."

Or this classic .....

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm and says "This the pig I've been fcuking!"
His wife says "That's a duck darling!"
He says "I was talking to the duck!"

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richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 22 Sep 15 12.14pm
Cameron has been looking for a new partner on rindr interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?" iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "
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Cameron has been looking for a new partner on rindr

interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?"
iggy pop " I think I wiped out the 60`S "

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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 22 Sep 15 12.54pm
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Winston Churchill Glad All Over
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Somewhere in Switzerland 22 Sep 15 12.54pm

I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill

Glad

All

Over

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johnno42000 22 Sep 15 9.02pm
Okey Dokey Attachment: aaaa1.jpg (30.56Kb) 'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'
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22 Sep 15 9.02pm

Okey Dokey

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'Lies to the masses as are like fly's to mollasses...they want more and more and more'

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rednblueblood 22 Sep 15 9.56pm
David Cameron walks into the doctor's and says "My c0ck smells of bacon." The doctor asks "What would you like me to do about it?" "Well, I was hoping to get it cured. In dog beers I’ve only had one.
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rednblueblood 22 Sep 15 9.56pm

David Cameron walks into the doctor's and says "My c0ck smells of bacon."
The doctor asks "What would you like me to do about it?"
"Well, I was hoping to get it cured.

In dog beers I’ve only had one.

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Hoof Hearted 23 Sep 15 10.08am
David Cameron went to his dentist for a check up. The dentist said "lean back" Cameron said... "Don't you start!"
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Hoof Hearted 23 Sep 15 10.08am

David Cameron went to his dentist for a check up.

The dentist said "lean back"

Cameron said... "Don't you start!"

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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 23 Sep 15 12.24pm
Was this the pig in question? Attachment: pig-lips-stick.jpg (131.92Kb) I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football. [Link] twitter.com/LuvEvertonForum Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely. Come and JOIN. Or they'll nick your telly.
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Surrey 23 Sep 15 12.24pm

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Was this the pig in question?

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I also enjoy posting on: Love Everton Forum, the Acceptable Face of Scouse Football.
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Come and give it a look, new members would be lovely.
Come and JOIN.
Or they'll nick your telly.

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lankygit Lincoln 24 Sep 15 12.03am
Quote Red-Blue-Yellow at 23 Sep 2015 12.24pm Was this the pig in question? That`ll be Daves Christmas card picture this year. Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]
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Lincoln 24 Sep 15 12.03am

Quote Red-Blue-Yellow at 23 Sep 2015 12.24pm

Was this the pig in question?

That`ll be Daves Christmas card picture this year.

Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link]

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Mr Palaceman 24 Sep 15 12.51am
Quote rednblueblood at 22 Sep 2015 9.56pm David Cameron walks into the doctor's and says "My c0ck smells of bacon." The doctor asks "What would you like me to do about it?" "Well, I was hoping to get it cured. He needs hogwash for that. "You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead" Stan Laurel
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Mr Palaceman

24 Sep 15 12.51am

Quote rednblueblood at 22 Sep 2015 9.56pm

David Cameron walks into the doctor's and says "My c0ck smells of bacon."
The doctor asks "What would you like me to do about it?"
"Well, I was hoping to get it cured.

He needs hogwash for that.

"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead"

Stan Laurel

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