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jamiemartin721 Reading 22 Sep 15 10.48am | |
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I tried to call David Cameron last night, couldn't make out a thing, there was a lot of crackling on his end. boom tsh. Corbyn, has responded to the Cameron Pig f**ker incident, by announcing that under a Labour Government he intends to f**k everyone. Boom-tish.
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Hoof Hearted 22 Sep 15 11.31am | |
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I posted these on the "call me dave" thread....
The police officer approaches him and asks: "Have you been drinking Sir?" "Why?" asks the man, "Was I all over the road?" "No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly.... It was the fat ugly fcuking pig of a woman in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." Or this classic ..... A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm and says "This the pig I've been fcuking!"
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richard shaw (og)65 my minds eye 22 Sep 15 12.14pm | |
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Cameron has been looking for a new partner on rindr
interviewer " iggy , do you think you influenced anybody?" |
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mr. apollo Somewhere in Switzerland 22 Sep 15 12.54pm | |
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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johnno42000 22 Sep 15 9.02pm | |
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Okey Dokey Attachment: aaaa1.jpg (30.56Kb)
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rednblueblood 22 Sep 15 9.56pm | |
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David Cameron walks into the doctor's and says "My c0ck smells of bacon."
In dog beers I’ve only had one. |
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Hoof Hearted 23 Sep 15 10.08am | |
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David Cameron went to his dentist for a check up. The dentist said "lean back" Cameron said... "Don't you start!"
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Red-Blue-Yellow Surrey 23 Sep 15 12.24pm | |
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Was this the pig in question? Attachment: pig-lips-stick.jpg (131.92Kb)
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lankygit Lincoln 24 Sep 15 12.03am | |
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Quote Red-Blue-Yellow at 23 Sep 2015 12.24pm
Was this the pig in question?
Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link] |
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Mr Palaceman 24 Sep 15 12.51am | |
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Quote rednblueblood at 22 Sep 2015 9.56pm
David Cameron walks into the doctor's and says "My c0ck smells of bacon."
"You can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead" Stan Laurel |
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Mr Palaceman 24 Sep 15 12.54am | |
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This is a boaring thread.
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Harry Beever Newbury 24 Sep 15 6.35am | |
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What do Favid Cameron and Kermit the frog have in common?
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