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Would you ever use a colostomy bag by choice?
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 matt_himself  Matataland 08 Dec 15 6.17am |
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Last night whilst at the pub, this above question was asked during the first half of the game. I am not sure I could 'do my business' whilst chatting to mates. Happy to hear any thoughts on this important matter or stories involving experience of using such a device because of your laziness.
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cardiff eagle  08 Dec 15 6.48am |
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I don't think it's a case of actively doing anything. It just fills up on its own and then you empty it. I wouldn't want one by choice but if I needed one it's certainly far from the end of the world.
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| Hoof Hearted 08 Dec 15 11.15am | |
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Is that really your bag Matt? You're sh1tting me right?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 08 Dec 15 11.22am |
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There have been times when a bag would have been perfect, usually at 3.35 on a Saturday afternoon when the pre-game drinks are demanding their freedom.... But I think I'd rather not have to have one.
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 08 Dec 15 1.58pm |
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Don't think anyone that uses a bag would do so by choice.
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| Andy_G Wimbledon 08 Dec 15 2.03pm |
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Why would anyone have one by choice? My carpet contractor had to have one for 6 months and I'm pretty certain he'll say it's not a lifestyle choice thing.
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 08 Dec 15 2.13pm |
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The amount of times I've almost p*ssed myself on the tube or the toiletless trains from Victoria to Selhurst certainly makes me consider it.
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Jimenez  SELHURSTPARKCHESTER,DA BRONX 08 Dec 15 2.45pm |
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It was actually my biggest worry when diagnosed with Cancer. I wasn't worried about dying that's going to happen to us all, but dreaded the thought of wearing one of those things.
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| Buzzcock In an underground lair near Bright... 09 Dec 15 12.18pm |
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You are able to get covers or cases for them these days if it embarrasses you. If you got one with 'Campbells' written on it if anyone enquired you could just say you are carrying round your soup for lunch in a snazzy new hip flask. Best to keep a bread roll in your pocket to complete the deception.
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Boooo  10 Dec 15 11.20pm |
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My brother had one for 14 months. I'm sure it used to spontaneously fart to let the gasses out and was utterly putrid too. He said it was one of the worst things that actually happened to him but without having the op and need for it he would've died.
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| Vaibow vancouver/croydon 11 Dec 15 4.38am |
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A good pal of mine, she has chrones and needed one... It's a bit like saying, would you want a liver transplant, or go on dialysis simply cos you've drunk way too much.. anyways.
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 11 Dec 15 9.14am |
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I'd use one, but it would have to be my own. I'm not paying 5p!
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