Bin dippers like Martin Kelly and Scott Dann you mean?

And there is that bo selecta song - proper crimbo

Paua oouaarancì Irà chiyeah Ishé galé ma ba oo ah

as bad as Xmas

I call it Jesus Birthday Food and Gifts Time.

I hated when they started calling it "Christmas". Lazy is what it is.

Sadly a myth concocted by the right wing press, still believed today.

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Nope it's not my name

He took himself out of Scallypool and took Scallypool out of the boy. That's reminded me. I saw one of the classic Man Utd wins v Liverpool on BT Sport recently. One of the Man Utd players tries to celebrate with him walking off at the end and you can lip read him say, "Something....I better not here, my family all live in Liverpool and you know what they're like."

COYP