My uncle.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

No your original post is correct. A "Palace fan" who switched to Brighton.

Nope it's not my name

Change towns,change teams...do me a favor,just a cnut.

... unite, you have nothing to lose but your foreskin.

No wait, I'm not done with Norman Cook. When you're an old fella who looks like he might have p*ssed himself stood in front of a group of youngsters pressing 'play' on a CD player and occasionally putting your headphones on incorrectly, you're not some kind of genius, you're having a breakdown.

I don't question that, and to be fair, it's not the celeb that makes themselves a celeb. I met him only once, at a race in Brighton which he had also ran (slower than me) and yeah, he did seem like a good bloke. But that's not going to stop me being horrible anyway....oh...it's me that's the bell end isn't it?