Tip: for the sake of your own safety, do not accept the services of a prosser offered to you by some bloke on the street. Even if they sweeten the deal by offering a complimentary black, pregnant midget.

"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

Just dont have any Absinthe ice cream ......Jayyyyssssus

"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

If you want cheap beer,drink the local lager,,not bad.

I went back in 2005,never seen so many super cars in one place.

Beautiful city by day.....absolute dirt box by night.
Within an hour in the clubs you would been asked at least 50 times for sex with a hooker.
And some of them are f***ing gorgeous...... Just keep your wits about you and you will be fine.

My son went over a couple of years ago with a few squaddie mates .....they just bgot out in one-piece.

always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.