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...live in? 3 bed Victorian terraced for me.
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I rent a house from Kermit Trump's large portfolio of properties.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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I have a massive semi.
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A fantasy world
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I rent a house from Kermit Trump's large portfolio of properties. Large as in '1' you mean? It is....wait for it...possible...to renovate a house without having a 'portfolio'. You really have to get out of this insular life that you lead. Not healthy for a fella your age. No kids, Croydon all your life, conformist attitudes. Have you never thought about lion-taming? Time for the next signature change too. We've had Devon about three times now. You're like my own little slightly-deranged one man Fan Club.
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A fear of all things foreign?
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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Originally posted by DanH
I have a massive semi. I heard it was detached.
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3 bed mid terrace
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A cardboard box int middle ov road.
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We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o'clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, our Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!
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You were lucky
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Originally posted by jason7
You were lucky
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