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 matt_himself  Matataland 18 May 16 8.48am |
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I thought this morning that that, for a concept of a bongo movie, the title 'The early bird catches the sperm' would be translatable into a (p*** standard) script and marketable. Firstly, are any of you bongo movie financiers, producers, directors, actors or actresses, distributors, fluffers or in any way involved in the industry so that I can pitch my idea to you contacts? Secondly, does anyone else have any similar ideas of a bongo movie or series of bongo movies?
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| matt_himself Matataland 18 May 16 9.54am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I thought this morning that that, for a concept of a bongo movie, the title 'The early bird catches the sperm' would be translatable into a (p*** standard) script and marketable. Firstly, are any of you bongo movie financiers, producers, directors, actors or actresses, distributors, fluffers or in any way involved in the industry so that I can pitch my idea to you contacts? Secondly, does anyone else have any similar ideas of a bongo movie or series of bongo movies? I have given it some more thought and believe the working title should be 'the early bird swallows the sperm'.
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 18 May 16 4.38pm |
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I had a few titles in mind for p*rn re-makes... My slime in Miss Jean Brodie Who reamed Roger rabbit The girl with the pearl necklace and one for the weed fans - Cape Queer
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 18 May 16 6.35pm |
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Originally posted by Cannonball
I had a few titles in mind for p*rn re-makes... My slime in Miss Jean Brodie Who reamed Roger rabbit The girl with the pearl necklace and one how about Angels with Dirty Faeces?
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for the weed fans(/b) - Cape Queer| the.universal 18 May 16 6.39pm |
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Jizz Flew over the Cuckold's Chest? Bit niche that one
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 18 May 16 6.43pm |
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Star Whores: The FIST awakens. The Angry Birds Movie The Jungle Hooker InsideofStella The w***ing dead Ex-Men:Arsepocolypes Cumstain America: The Civil Whore
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 18 May 16 6.44pm |
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The Guy with the Drag Queen Taboo Planet of the rapes.
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| Icepick Tony Chester 18 May 16 7.07pm |
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Bit of a documentary perhaps... Crystals palace....the road to a trembly
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| Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 19 May 16 9.58am |
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"A fist and she hollers" starring Clit Eastwood The epic "Bend Her " "Transgenders - Age of erection"
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| Superfly The sun always shines in Catford 19 May 16 12.05pm |
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Die Hardon Oliver Fist Meat the parents Pacific Quim Honey, I sucked the kids (mail order only)
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| Part Time James 19 May 16 12.39pm |
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Originally posted by Superfly
Die Hardon Oliver Fist Meat the parents Pacific Quim Honey, I sucked the kids (mail order only) Mate, you didn't even need a pun there, the original title already worked!
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| Part Time James 19 May 16 12.41pm |
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Squirty Harry
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