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View matt_himself's Profile matt_himself Flag Matataland 18 Jun 16 10.30am Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Why do hotels always put a phone next to the toilet? It's one of the great mystery's of our time to me. I have never considered having a dump and dialling at the same time.

 


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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 18 Jun 16 11.24am Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

Why do hotels always put a phone next to the toilet? It's one of the great mystery's of our time to me. I have never considered having a dump and dialling at the same time.

In case you are a very old person and can't get off or have a fall. Saves putting in one of those red strings from the ceiling.

 

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View Y Ddraig Goch's Profile Y Ddraig Goch Flag In The Crowd 18 Jun 16 11.40am Send a Private Message to Y Ddraig Goch Add Y Ddraig Goch as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

Why do hotels always put a phone next to the toilet? It's one of the great mystery's of our time to me. I have never considered having a dump and dialling at the same time.

In the Shangrila in The Shard they have phone chargers in all the traps - not sure how long they expect you to be having a dump for

 


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Pussay Patrol Flag 19 Jun 16 11.19am

I still don't understand bidets ?

 


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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 19 Jun 16 11.31am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

I have an imagination of having a telephone conversation with a person who is in the midst of a 'Bowel Movement' and I hearing an "Explosion" - quite abhorrent.

Many years ago I used to work with a chap who used to enter a "trap" in work, proceed to empty his bowel in noisy fashion whilst having a chat with a colleague who was using a urinal.NOT good at all.

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View Willo's Profile Willo Online Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 19 Jun 16 11.34am Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Pussay Patrol

I still don't understand bidets ?

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View Mapletree's Profile Mapletree Flag Croydon 20 Jun 16 12.17pm Send a Private Message to Mapletree Add Mapletree as a friend

You have completely misunderstood their use Willo. As a result, I will warrant that you have smelly feet.

 

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