Cod steroid scandal
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 buzby1  Devon 28 Jun 16 6.36pm |
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I have it on good authority that after last night’s match between England and Iceland a drugs test, taken by the entire Iceland squad, showed a hugely positive reading for cod-induced steroids. Apparently the adrenal gland of the cod produces a great deal of this substance and because the Icelandic players eat a diet that is 95% cod-based, they were bursting with cod steroids. I should add that cod steroid is much more potent than other sources of the substance and endows near superhuman powers. It looks likely that the entire Iceland team will be banned for life and England reinstated in the competition. Let’s all cheer on England and hope they avoid the fish fingers!
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 Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 28 Jun 16 6.39pm |
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Uh huh.
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| Vaibow vancouver/croydon 28 Jun 16 6.39pm |
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i'm sure they didn't do it on porpoise
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 28 Jun 16 6.42pm |
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They're just tougher people. Did you notice how our's struggled with shoulder to shoulder challenges? They live tough lives, our's live under the wings of Premiership academies on £20k per week asap to get them under contract. And it doesn't help when your manager is utterly useless and takes the safer options with big club players which result in less blame when it all goes wrong. Sterling? Predicted mistake. Leaving out Townsend? Mistake IMO.
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Adamoc123  Ennis 29 Jun 16 3.08pm |
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I have it on good authority that Ireland were tested after the France match and the majority were found to have consumed POT-atoes.
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 29 Jun 16 3.10pm |
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Originally posted by Adamoc123
I have it on good authority that Ireland were tested after the France match and the majority were found to have consumed POT-atoes. Were they mashed?
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| chris123 hove actually 29 Jun 16 3.13pm |
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Originally posted by buzby1
I have it on good authority that after last night’s match between England and Iceland a drugs test, taken by the entire Iceland squad, showed a hugely positive reading for cod-induced steroids. Apparently the adrenal gland of the cod produces a great deal of this substance and because the Icelandic players eat a diet that is 95% cod-based, they were bursting with cod steroids. I should add that cod steroid is much more potent than other sources of the substance and endows near superhuman powers. It looks likely that the entire Iceland team will be banned for life and England reinstated in the competition. Let’s all cheer on England and hope they avoid the fish fingers! Load of pollocks.
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| Adamoc123 Ennis 29 Jun 16 3.14pm |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
Were they mashed? Naah i heard they got roasted
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 29 Jun 16 4.06pm |
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I don't think that the problem was the capability of the Icelandic players (most of whom don't live in Iceland which has no professional leagues). Have you tried Chlropazemine?
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| Username Horsham 30 Jun 16 10.07am |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
They're just tougher people. Did you notice how our's struggled with shoulder to shoulder challenges? They live tough lives, our's live under the wings of Premiership academies on £20k per week asap to get them under contract. And it doesn't help when your manager is utterly useless and takes the safer options with big club players which result in less blame when it all goes wrong. Sterling? Predicted mistake. Leaving out Townsend? Mistake IMO. It's not like Iceland is a third world country mate. Aron Gunnarsson moved to Holland to play for AZ when he was 17, and Gylfi Sigurdsson signed for Reading as an academy player. They aren't part time fishermen who have been roughing it all their lives. They are still well paid professional football players.
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| Part Time James 30 Jun 16 10.11am |
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This story sounds fishy to me. Am I really the first person to say it on this thread?
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