Scored loads of goals in the Saudi League(not a strong league),44 games and 49 goals, has the pshicality for the premiership also compared as the Syrian Ibrahomivic. He's 6ft 4 and suit the so called Target man we require.

Andy Johnson Magic, He wears a Magic Hat
When he Sees the match ball, he says he having that
He scores one with left foot, he scores one with his right
And When his playing Brighton, He scores all f***ING Night!