We did create the lyrics to the Steve Gerrard slipped on his fooking &rse to that awful you'll never work again tune. A few weeks later the Stretford End sang it to scallypool.

Remember one of their players asking Gerrard something when it was at its loudest. Then they get desperate for goals and draw 3-3. Ha.

COYP

Exactly who gives a f***

IH: "I thought Jonny and Wilf were brilliant but it took a 39 year old master to watch the ball and keep his eye on it to finish it".

We definitely did. I went to a Bristol City match when Yannick was playing there, with a mate of mine who supports City, and they were singing it back then.

It's no big deal. In any case, Everton are a good bunch and usually give us 6 points. You can't say fairer than that!

Denial is not just a river in Egypt!

Exactly.... somehow the story got onto teletext which made us look a bit pathetic I thought.

"Boo hoo... those nasty scousers have stolen our player... and now they're singing our song.... sob sob".

FFS

..it makes a huge difference when you have a Lukaku waiting in the box, our strikers have been worse than woeful since Murray, cannot blame Bolasie for wanting to get away and rubbing Palace's stupid nose in it.

Lovely gesture from Everton...

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