I'm sure there's probably already a thread on this, but do we already have a song in the pipeline for Benteke (one or both of them) or not? I know it may be a little early to start thinking about this, but does anyone have any suggestions?

I'll get the ball rolling with one to the tune of the Beach Boys' 'God only knows'.

I may not always love you,
but long as you're wearing Red and Blue,
you never need to doubt it,
if you're scoring goals for the Palace,
God only knows you're my own Benteke.

Benteke you're so fine
You're so fine you blow my mind
Benteke!
Benteke!

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But yes Daz, to paraphrase Kelis
I love you
Scott Dann
Right now

It's good to keep an opened mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

For when we Play Liverpool.[yellow submarine]
"We all believe that Benteke's gonna score
Benteke's gonna score
Benteke's gonna score"

It's good to keep an opened mind, but not so open that your brains fall out.

Dont usually get involved with the song writing(probably good reason!!). Although regarding Mcarthur, I couldnt help but think the Scottish thing had to be invovled. Without knowing if done before, thought I just chuck my Proclaimers bit out there:

But I would walk five hundred miles
And I would walk five hundred more
Just to be the man who walked a thousand miles
To see Mcarthur score
La la la la.....and so on!!

(Just a suggestion)

To the Robin Hood song

Benteke Benteke running our attack
Benteke Benteke big and little Ben
Shoots and he scores
Selhurst applause
Then we bring his brother on
Benteke

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