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View spartakev2's Profile spartakev2 Flag Anerley 16 Oct 16 11.45am Send a Private Message to spartakev2 Add spartakev2 as a friend

Benteke chant....surely we can come up with something better....

 

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View SwordFish's Profile SwordFish Flag Peasmarsh,East Sussex 16 Oct 16 11.56am Send a Private Message to SwordFish Add SwordFish as a friend

Awful ain't it

 


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View spartakev2's Profile spartakev2 Flag Anerley 16 Oct 16 1.25pm Send a Private Message to spartakev2 Add spartakev2 as a friend

And it went on soooooo long

 

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bubble wrap Flag Carparks in South East London 16 Oct 16 1.49pm

i keep forgetting the words

 

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View spartakev2's Profile spartakev2 Flag Anerley 16 Oct 16 1.56pm Send a Private Message to spartakev2 Add spartakev2 as a friend

Originally posted by bubble wrap

i keep forgetting the words

Tricky one

 

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View dicky boy's Profile dicky boy Flag Rainham.........Kent 16 Oct 16 2.16pm Send a Private Message to dicky boy Add dicky boy as a friend

God awful infact ....I just cant make meself sing it......would prefer one of the following EVEN IF ONE IS NICKED OFF THE VILLA FAN AND IS NOT A PALACE ORIGINAL.

To the tune of the lion sleeps tonight....
We got a striker a Belgian striker ...his name is Benteke
We got a striker a Belgian striker ...his name is Benteke

Benteke a Benteke a Benteke a Benteke a Benteke

Ah OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Benteke......

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Or the one being pushed by the AW block Z

Benteke Benteke
scoring goals for palace
Benteke ..........same as the old FFS one

 


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View Dan Theolmesdaleroad's Profile Dan Theolmesdaleroad Flag Up north 16 Oct 16 3.10pm Send a Private Message to Dan Theolmesdaleroad Add Dan Theolmesdaleroad as a friend

To the tune of TNT by AC/DC:

Ben-te-ke!
He's dynamite
Ben-te-ke!
And he'll win the fight
Ben-te-ke!
He's a power load
Ben-te-ke!
Watch him explode!

The riff and the 'Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!...' part would work with it as well.

Here's a live version of the song, at River Plate Stadium:

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View rawpalace05's Profile rawpalace05 Flag Saltdean 16 Oct 16 11.00pm Send a Private Message to rawpalace05 Add rawpalace05 as a friend

How about this? So good its bad!

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My half brothers company btw - give it a like!

 


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View IMpalace's Profile IMpalace Flag London 17 Oct 16 9.21am Send a Private Message to IMpalace Add IMpalace as a friend

Wasn't at Selhurst on Saturday, what's the chant?

 

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View Part Time James's Profile Part Time James Flag 17 Oct 16 9.26am Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

To the tune of Wrecking Ball by Poet Laureate, Miley Cyrus:


The ball came in and Benteke scored
He headed it so hard and all
All we wanted was to break your wall
And get on the end of a Zaha ball
Yeah, Benteke

 




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View Beastie's Profile Beastie Flag 17 Oct 16 9.40am Send a Private Message to Beastie Add Beastie as a friend

Originally posted by IMpalace

Wasn't at Selhurst on Saturday, what's the chant?

Benteke woooah
Benteke woooah
(in tuneless drone)

Basically, if you had to do a parody of an HF chant, it would sound like this.

 

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View rawpalace05's Profile rawpalace05 Flag Saltdean 17 Oct 16 11.53am Send a Private Message to rawpalace05 Add rawpalace05 as a friend

Almost as good as

'da da da da da da da - crystal palace'

repeat (unless asleep due to lack of imagination)

 


1/6/2010.a new era.we made it everyone!!!lets get the ball rolling for another 105 years of proud history.thank you cpfc2010.

palace forever.eeaaaaaaaaaaaaaggglless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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