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Quite frankly, I am appalled at this behaviour: I don't want the pilot's hands to be covered in spooge whilst he is piloting a plane I am on. But furthermore, this is what the so-called sexual revolution brought us. Not equality for all but allegations of pilot's 'relaxing in a gentlemans manner', whilst wearing tights, whilst flying a f***ing plane.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
Quite frankly, I am appalled at this behaviour: I don't want the pilot's hands to be covered in spooge whilst he is piloting a plane I am on. But furthermore, this is what the so-called sexual revolution brought us. Not equality for all but allegations of pilot's 'relaxing in a gentlemans manner', whilst wearing tights, whilst flying a f***ing plane. And I reckon, and I don't know why, that Part Time James looks like the pilot.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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BA suspenders pilot
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Can't even whack on a pair of suspenders at work and engage in a round of hand-to-gland combat anymore. PC gone mad.
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold... |
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Originally posted by Canterbury Palace
Can't even whack on a pair of suspenders at work and engage in a round of hand-to-gland combat anymore. PC gone mad. I had a similar problem. Thats why I'm no longer a bus driver.
Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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I'm going to the pub in an attempt to forget the pictures in that story.
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I have nothing but sympathy for this poor man being bullied by the bosses.
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They're not called Cockpits for nothing
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Now I know why they call it the holding stack...
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My immediate concern was that his stick had no flap control.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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A fall in standards in Air Hostesses, traditionally one would expect that any exposed p**** in the cockpit would immediately be swallowed up.
"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
A fall in standards in Air Hostesses, traditionally one would expect that any exposed p**** in the cockpit would immediately be swallowed up. Just as likely that the stewards would be doing likewise. Many a steward 'knows what's in his flowerbeds' or 'is first on the dance floor'.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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