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Was reading the son yesterday and in the Dear Deirdre there is a story about a lesbian who arranges to go for a drink with the new girl from work, one of the guys in the office says to the newbie, " you do know she is a todger dodger dont you". Which is a new one for me and probably the best discription other than lesbian that i have heard.
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Originally posted by bubble wrap
Was reading the son yesterday and in the Dear Deirdre there is a story about a lesbian who arranges to go for a drink with the new girl from work, one of the guys in the office says to the newbie, " you do know she is a todger dodger dont you". Which is a new one for me and probably the best discription other than lesbian that i have heard. Yes I saw that lol. I only know of all the usual ones. Carpet muncher is quite amusing
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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dyke
Clinton is Clinton. I have known him for a long time, I know his mother... Simon Jordan |
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Always suspicious of any woman called Susan or Barbara. Edited by Part Time James (03 Nov 2016 4.33pm)
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Always suspicious of any woman called Susan or Barbara. Edited by Part Time James (03 Nov 2016 4.33pm) Except Barbara Bain of course.
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Bean Flicker
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An old (male) work colleague of mine had the serious hots for a female British Transport Police Sergeant who was co-located with us. Even after we had pointed out the evidence, cropped bleached blonde hair, penchant for big boots and uniforms and she lived in Brighton with her partner he wouldn't buy it.
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Originally posted by Part Time James
Always suspicious of any woman called Susan or Barbara. Edited by Part Time James (03 Nov 2016 4.33pm) Babs cabs
When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC |
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Bob.
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Shezza.
Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune) |
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Minge Masher
This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise. |
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Three wheeler, cockless pair, Dutch Boy, lady golfer, on the bus to Hebden Bridge, pelt lapper and Winnie are some of my favourites.
"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02 |
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