Blimey. It's like Russian Roulette but with the bullets replaced with a pawn. Not sure The Deer Hunter would have been quite so powerful with Walken sweating on whether to attck the bishop or queen.

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I know how he feels though. My Mrs is proper smug when she beats me at things. Trounced me at Monopoly the other day and showed zero sportsmanship. At one point I thought she was going to phone Reuters to tell them I'd had to mortgage The Old Kent Road.

Did he use the Sicilian defense in court?

Most certainly not European.

In fairness, not being able to play chess is a deal breaker for me. It shows a terrible lack of character and intelligence, to not at least understand how to play chess.

It never fails to amaze me that people don't know how to play chess. I get that they don't like it, but not knowing?

Then again I'd slap a bitch for calling it a 'horse or castle'. So...

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Have you noticed how easy it is to teach children how to play chess but a lot harder to teach adults?

I think that's more to do with them being dumb c**ts kids who couldn't get it the first time around.

I taught an ex-girlfriends kid to play chess and within a week he was ok at it. But teaching his mum nearly ended up in him being orphaned. I am convinced it was harder not to learn how to play, than to learn.

After that, I refused to be in any kind of relationship that wasn't just sex, unless they could play chess. Its ok to f**k dumb c**ts but you don't want to talk to them.

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