If you aren't familiar with Talksport's take on Mornington Crescent non-descript footballers from mid-table clubs are recited until one of two contestants says Ian Culverhouse. I thought of opening up who should be our equivalent of Ian Culverhouse if we played the game using only Palace players but then realised that that would start the game by accident. So we'll use Glenn Pennyfather and that is my only contribution as game master henceforth - the game requires absolute trust in the validity of each player's strategy - so here we go - I'll start you off.

Gavin Nebbeling (dramatic background music commences)

Gary Thompson (the rich mansIan Wright&#128514

Attachment: image.jpg (20.96Kb)

David Price

Neil Emblen

They say hard work never hurt anyone ... but why take a chance?

Lee Sinnott

Paul Hammond.

For ever damned for taking over from Jacko